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Hewett is a voyeur of tiramisu pillow pleasure and they enjoys fish eye sessions regularly. They look like T-Rexs due to their disproportunately sized arms and creepy little pointing fingers. LOVES getting salads tossed.

"That little dino, hewett man just asked me to play with his beetroot."

hewett by trexoldman August 11, 2014

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dylan hewett

Just a guy

Hey look over there it's Dylan Hewett

dylan hewett by Just a guye January 22, 2018

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dirty hewett

is a total virgin, who at this point would have sex with a potted plant

oh man that guy is such a dirty hewett he'd have sex with a plant pot i bet

dirty hewett by nxdp June 9, 2020

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Hewlett Packard

a type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware

guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard

Hewlett Packard by GeorgieFrank November 23, 2015

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Jennifer Love Hewitt

Born; 21 February 1979 Waco, Texas, USA
5'2½"
Has very nice brests

Jennifer Love Hewitt is chestacular.

Jennifer Love Hewitt by boshk March 8, 2005

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jennifer love hewitt

hot as hell, got big boobies and looks innocent until behind closed doors.

for one night with jennifer love hewitt...ill give up one testicle

jennifer love hewitt by dannneee September 30, 2005

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Hewlett Packard

Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.

-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my [bed)
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.

-How much?
$1500

Hewlett Packard by NukifyouBuk December 4, 2010

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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