hewett 

Hewett is a voyeur of tiramisu pillow pleasure and they enjoys fish eye sessions regularly. They look like T-Rexs due to their disproportunately sized arms and creepy little pointing fingers. LOVES getting salads tossed.

"That little dino, hewett man just asked me to play with his beetroot."

hewett by trexoldman August 11, 2014

dylan hewett 

Just a guy

Hey look over there it's Dylan Hewett

dylan hewett by Just a guye January 22, 2018

dirty hewett

is a total virgin, who at this point would have sex with a potted plant

oh man that guy is such a dirty hewett he'd have sex with a plant pot i bet

dirty hewett by nxdp June 9, 2020

Hewlett Packard 

a type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware

guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard

Hewlett Packard by GeorgieFrank November 23, 2015

Jennifer Love Hewitt 

Born; 21 February 1979 Waco, Texas, USA
5'2½"
Has very nice brests

Jennifer Love Hewitt is chestacular.

Jennifer Love Hewitt by boshk March 8, 2005

jennifer love hewitt 

hot as hell, got big boobies and looks innocent until behind closed doors.

for one night with jennifer love hewitt...ill give up one testicle

jennifer love hewitt by dannneee September 30, 2005

Hewlett Packard 

Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.

-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my bed)
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.

-How much?
$1500

Hewlett Packard by NukifyouBuk December 4, 2010