hoesetta

a very fast woman, inclined to have sexual relations on the first date, has a potpourri of children by multiple fathers, schemes to convince you that one of her children is yours in order to drain your bank account

Dude watch that gurl, she is a total Hoesetta. I took her out last weekend and hit it. She went to the free clinic for a pregnancy test and swears I'm going to be a daddy!

by Madame Cashmere August 31, 2010

Hosetta Stone

A Hosetta Stone is a formerly, lava hot lover, who is now cold as a stone.

Since they broke up, Susie is so cold to Juan that she is his Hosetta Stone.

by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016