Hoeset
A girl who has the mindset of a hoe, but doesn’t always act on it. Also a girl who will make guys think they have a chance but will just use them to slut out for fun and not actually do anything with them
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Hosetta Stone
Hosetta Stone by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016
Hosetility
Hosetility by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
Housetaurant
an old house usually bi-level that was converted, into a menu having - lunch/dinner serving - band playing(quietly) - food joint
Housetaurant by dickjohnsons May 20, 2010
hoseteaser
basically a cocktease.
a girl who flirts and teases a guy to get him interested and leaves him hanging.
a girl who flirts and teases a guy to get him interested and leaves him hanging.
see movie Grown Ups:
the mothers lure over a bodybuilder guy, but upon hearing his ridiculously high voice (presumably from steroid use), they just laugh him off. While storming off, he calls them "hoseteasers"
the mothers lure over a bodybuilder guy, but upon hearing his ridiculously high voice (presumably from steroid use), they just laugh him off. While storming off, he calls them "hoseteasers"
hoseteaser by sarcasmogratis July 17, 2011
Hoestility
hoe: BITCH WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU TALKIN' TO?
normal person: damn, whats with all the hoestility?
normal person: damn, whats with all the hoestility?
Hoestility by karlieisdead May 5, 2009
Hoesturbate
Hoesturbate by Gummy Kitten September 1, 2021
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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