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Hotwet

A particularly nasty form of fart. It is invisible, like all farts, but of immensely higher density, temperature, and humidity than the surrounding air. Somewhat like a shart, only aerosolized. It is so named because of the hot, wet feeling it produces when originating and when it makes contact with other people.

Its density, combined with an otherworldly amount of molecular coherence, results in a persistent, dense cloud of palpable stench. This also lends it a strong degree of stickiness, where the hotwet can become attached to clothing, hair, and furniture, and lodged in noses and throats.

Some hotwet can achieve sufficient density to develop a gravity field strong enough to pull small objects off of desks and tables.

It is theorized that hotwet, successfully collected and cooled, would form a solid similar to a hydrogenated oil which could be useful as an industrial solvent.

Physicists are attempting to achieve this new form of fart matter through a process similar to that for creating Bose-Einstein Condensates.
I was sitting near my friend when he blew a cloud of hotwet directly in my face. It got lodged in my nose hairs and I kept smelling it for hours.

I was laughing when some hotwet floated into my face. Before I could stop, I swallowed a bunch of it and was sick for days.
by Aaron the Baron January 21, 2010
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Hotwet

Hotwet is that which is between a females legs, pussy basically, because of how hot and wet it gets once your in it.
Damm I need some nice hotwet. I had some bomb ass hotwet last night
by blk rhino September 26, 2006
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hotwet

Hot and wet, mainly due to the hot weather, your sweat makes yourself and clothes wet, at this condition, you are hotwet.
Danm it, what a sunny day, I am all hotwet.
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HOTWETSEX

n: an exclamation equivalent to "awesome", "sweet" or "ace".
Dude 1: I just got 2 tickets to see The Plural Nouns this weekend!

Dude 2: HOTWETSEX!
by masochistmonkeyjoe June 10, 2011
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Hoewet

A term used for describing girl simps
Did you see that new girl?
Oh yeah, she's such a hoewet!
by anonymous November 21, 2020
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hottetottentententenoonstelling

the longest dutch word in existence with 32 letters. it means hottetots (a clan) tent exhibition. But actually hottetots never used tents.
dutch person: hottetottentententenoonstelling
english person: ehhh....what?
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Hotpet

n:
1. A well-known woman who was famous for her beautiful body, tantalizing smile, and tempting personality. See Andrea.

2. A woman who cannot be kissed enough, namely by guys who have more than just a crush on them. See TJ.

3. A woman who kisses so well, that you swear you're in heaven, and it can only lead to petting.
"There's no way that's the one and only Hotpet. TJ's so lucky dude."

"Holy shit, that girl is such a hotpet."
by Todd January 19, 2005
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