Hoeper

Refers to a man who enjoys wearing over-sized granny panties. The word Hefer refers to an overweight woman, and in Northern Germany a particular brand of man enjoyed there company. The most common practice of these men were wearing the overweight hefer's granny panties. At that time the title hoeper was given to those men.

Wow that Hoeper really like those fat bitches.

Dude, He's got granny panties in his dresser... he's a total hoeper!!

by German marksmen February 8, 2012

Secret Hopper

Undercover guests at a brewery who provide honest, first hand feedback about their experience at an establishment.

Andrew was a Secret Hopper at Perennial Artisan Ales and enjoyed a delicious flight and a pint while gathering research.

by secrethopper June 26, 2017

Machine Hopper

One who machine hops, or people at the gym that are really fucking annoying. And all they do is switch to random machines and do 1-3 reps and 1 set. It also sucks working out with them because they keep on bothering you to switch machines to the point where you want to shoot yourself, and they also wonder off when you tell them to spot you. These people are usually weak.

Me: Hey buddy, spot me.
Machine Hopper: Alright.
*wonders off to a different machine
*Bar falls on me and I can't lift it up
Me: Where the fuck are you doing, I told you to spot me!
Machine Hopper: I'm sorry!
*Lifts bar up
Me: Well sorry isn't enough.
*Beats the shit out the machine hopper
*Machine hopper cries and falls off a building

by Petroleum Jelly October 2, 2011

Hoppertitus

A contagious malady that spreads between Linux users, causing them to continually hop from one distro to another in search of operating system perfection or purely for geek gratification.

Dude, you have a serious case of distro hoppertitus.

by PeppermintOS October 19, 2017

hoenerd

Your dads a hoe and your mums a nerd they made you and now your a HOENERD

Hoe + Nerd = hoenerd

by I’m a dictionary 123456 March 15, 2018

homie hopper

A girl or guy that hops (hooks up/has sex with) from one person to another, where the people they choose to hook-up with are within the same group of friends (homies).

You can see who's a homie hopper on homiehoppers (dot) com

by HomieHoppersCom June 18, 2013

Guy Hopper

a guy hopper is basically a girl that acts really attached to a guy for a time and they date and then she breaks it off for some reason thats usually "not the guy's fault" then they hop to the next guy, do the same thing.

"Yeah that chick Ariel broke up with me and now she's dating that other guy..she's a fricken guy hopper bro."

by Getownedbygirls January 7, 2010