Hoefer

A dramatically shrunken male genitalia.

Holy crap this water is freezing it's giving me a hoefer.

by Dustin March 8, 2005

hoefer

the name used to refer to your large/fat/overweight/obese ho-ish or a complete ho friend male or female

jane you are such a hoefer.

by kaci scroggins January 9, 2009