Hockett

Derived from the famous Mr. Hockett, it is used in order to describe an untimely excretement.

"Man I just ate at the pizza buffet. I gotta take a nasty Hockett."

by Earl Woodrow August 27, 2006

Miss Hockett

An insensitive skank who teaches French
without a clue as to what she is doing.
A real Bitch with an ass that smells
like three day old vomit.

I hate Miss Hockett

by Tony January 28, 2004

Nathaniel Hackett

A New England gentleman who has a very interesting personality. He is very sarcastic, yet a great friend that you can be weird with.

Nathaniel Hackett actually wants to learn how to hack.

by Real_NoobToob May 7, 2020

Hacketty

A really un-funny or irrelevant joke

'That's bent, Darren Bent' that's very hacketty

by Banter@Barton August 14, 2016

Hackettstown High School

A really shitty high school that is prodomitely white and hispanic. Hackettstown High School sucks at almost everything and the staff there is actually horrendous. They bring in the K-9 unit almost every week to sniff for drugs and kids pass out in the hallway at least once a day. Everyone at Hackettstown High School is loud as fuck and everyone there always has to either do drugs in the bathroom, yell at teachers, do some dumb reckless shit, or deadass just leave or not show up. The lockers are filled with ants and they are disgusting, the science labs always manage to smell like a sewage system, and the school is a depression microwave. Everyone that goes there wants to kill themselves. Not to mention, the school has 0 air conditioning except for the main office and one in spanish and art room. The school is small as fuck and is extreamly uncomfortable to be in. Everyone that goes there thinks they are from the ghetto or in a hardcore gang. This school is shit.

Oh hey have you heard what hell is like?

Yeah it’s Hackettstown High School

by midxight April 11, 2019

Hackett Combo

A sexual act involving the insertion of two fingers (index and middle) of one hand in the female's vagina, while placing a third finger (pinky) of the same hand in the anus. Named after an advertising copywriter who developed the maneuver in high school, unaware that there was already a name for the move.

See also: "Shocker"

I gave Judy the Hackett Combo after dancing with her at Jim's wedding, and she was hooked.

by Skeet Sauce October 23, 2005

Hockeytown

Nickname for Detroit, whose team the Detroit Red Wings are currently the defending Stanley Cup champions. Their previous coach, Scotty Bowman, who retired at the end of last year's season, has the most records held by any NHL coach - including most Stanley Cup victories. Current players on Detroit's team are some of the best in the entire NHL, including Steve Yzerman, Sergei Fedorov, Brendan Shanahan, Igor Larionov, Kris Draper, Luc Robataille, Brett Hull, and Nicklas Lidstrom.

Therefore, unknown poster, if you wish to call Hockeytown an unfitting nickname for Detroit, I suggest you name a town better suited for it.

The Wings play especially well in Hockeytown because of their devoted fans.

by pavel datsyuk March 17, 2003