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Derived from the famous Mr. Hockett, it is used in order to describe an untimely excretement.
"Man I just ate at the pizza buffet. I gotta take a nasty Hockett."
Hockett by Earl Woodrow August 27, 2006
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Miss Hockett 

An insensitive skank who teaches French
without a clue as to what she is doing.
A real Bitch with an ass that smells
like three day old vomit.
Miss Hockett by Tony January 28, 2004

Nathaniel Hackett 

A New England gentleman who has a very interesting personality. He is very sarcastic, yet a great friend that you can be weird with.
Nathaniel Hackett actually wants to learn how to hack.

Hacketty 

A really un-funny or irrelevant joke
'That's bent, Darren Bent' that's very hacketty
Hacketty by Banter@Barton August 14, 2016

Hackettstown High School 

A really shitty high school that is prodomitely white and hispanic. Hackettstown High School sucks at almost everything and the staff there is actually horrendous. They bring in the K-9 unit almost every week to sniff for drugs and kids pass out in the hallway at least once a day. Everyone at Hackettstown High School is loud as fuck and everyone there always has to either do drugs in the bathroom, yell at teachers, do some dumb reckless shit, or deadass just leave or not show up. The lockers are filled with ants and they are disgusting, the science labs always manage to smell like a sewage system, and the school is a depression microwave. Everyone that goes there wants to kill themselves. Not to mention, the school has 0 air conditioning except for the main office and one in spanish and art room. The school is small as fuck and is extreamly uncomfortable to be in. Everyone that goes there thinks they are from the ghetto or in a hardcore gang. This school is shit.
Oh hey have you heard what hell is like?

Yeah it’s Hackettstown High School

Hackett Combo

A sexual act involving the insertion of two fingers (index and middle) of one hand in the female's vagina, while placing a third finger (pinky) of the same hand in the anus. Named after an advertising copywriter who developed the maneuver in high school, unaware that there was already a name for the move.

See also: "Shocker"
I gave Judy the Hackett Combo after dancing with her at Jim's wedding, and she was hooked.
Hackett Combo by Skeet Sauce October 23, 2005

Hockeytown 

Nickname for Detroit, whose team the Detroit Red Wings are currently the defending Stanley Cup champions. Their previous coach, Scotty Bowman, who retired at the end of last year's season, has the most records held by any NHL coach - including most Stanley Cup victories. Current players on Detroit's team are some of the best in the entire NHL, including Steve Yzerman, Sergei Fedorov, Brendan Shanahan, Igor Larionov, Kris Draper, Luc Robataille, Brett Hull, and Nicklas Lidstrom.

Therefore, unknown poster, if you wish to call Hockeytown an unfitting nickname for Detroit, I suggest you name a town better suited for it.
The Wings play especially well in Hockeytown because of their devoted fans.
Hockeytown by pavel datsyuk March 17, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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