Tony's definitions

wrastling

Messin' around in the grass, preferably in a park, usually in the spring or summertime

Tony was macking it and wrastling in the park with Zimmerman's sister.

by Tony May 13, 2005

Kaos

One of talks on vent, then when you say his name to get his attention, magically vanishes from his computer.

One who toggles on and off to impress kids who are better than him (basically everyone).

One who sucks at cs because he plays too much WoW.

"Dude, my priestess of the moon is level 36"

"Stop being a kaos fag."

by Tony March 19, 2005

love parade

a massive rave which takes place in Berlin, Germany evry once in a while

It'd be nice if two guys kissed each other at love parade. awww, how sweet! ^_^*

by tony April 13, 2004

FUPA

The fat upper pussy area (a.k.a. Gal Gut, Female tummy pouch, or "The Tire" - C.S.)

Belly shirts should be illegal on fat girls, its nasty how the FUPA is busting out. (or) Shes skinny except for the FUPA, it looks like she has a Michellin around her waist.

by Tony February 15, 2004

Napoleon Dynamite

Slow-paced pointless movie, yet somehow it is still a great laugh. This movie causes idiot(s) to come to urbandictionary.com and write a 5 paragraph definition of their opinion about how this movie is utterly horribly indescribably super gay. Get a life, if you dont like the movie go watch the little mermaid, and get a life while you are at it.

Person 1: Napoleon Dynamite is the GAYEST movie EVER!

Person 2: You are a fag go watch little mermaid

by Tony April 2, 2005

70's earth momma muff

when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.

GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.

by tony January 24, 2004

Bat

To beat your girlfriend up after she pushes you to the limit

My girl got out of line, so I batted the bitch

by tony January 31, 2005