Tony's definitions

Schmekis

A driver (cellphone optional) who makes a really stupid move, or no move at all, forcing you to sit at a light, make a panic turn/lane change, slam on your brakes.

If that Schmekis! had been awake, we wouldn't still be sitting at this red light!

by Tony June 18, 2004

donut and sausage situation

Sex. The sausage for a penis and the donut for a hole.

Laura and I had a donut and sausage situation last night.

by Tony July 17, 2006

blink

a black chinese person

eww he is a nasty blink

by tony December 9, 2004

LTN

it means L-lick T-these N-nutts

Damn u dirty jew shut the fuck up LTN

by tony July 20, 2004

cult

What reddawg turns a 25 man pug into after being first on the team.

rdg: RUSH BRIDGE AND THROW YOUR NADES INTO BRIDGE!

Fire in the hole!
Fire in the hole!
Fire in the hole!
Fire in the hole!

by Tony March 23, 2005

leroy jones

kind ok like John Doe, but for black males.

i'm having a hard time identifying those leroy jones' that came in here a while ago from the fire at the crack house.

by tony August 16, 2004

The Flaming PELE

While having sex with a girl on the staircase light her bush on fire and kick her down the stairs.

PELE is a soccer player the rest is self explanitory I believe.

by Tony August 7, 2004