Tony's definitions

the gandrea

1. an std causing rashes on your ass
2. the cause of miscarriages
3. a dumb bitch who doesnt know her ass from a hole in the ground

1. My gandrea is really acting up today.
2. Pray you dont get that gandrea.
3. What a gandrea!

by tony December 19, 2004

pib

Acronym: Pee In her Butt.

damn, look at that hot girl!
yeah, I'd pib her...

by Tony July 17, 2006

donut and sausage situation

Sex. The sausage for a penis and the donut for a hole.

Laura and I had a donut and sausage situation last night.

by Tony July 17, 2006

The Flaming PELE

While having sex with a girl on the staircase light her bush on fire and kick her down the stairs.

PELE is a soccer player the rest is self explanitory I believe.

by Tony August 7, 2004

dump sweats

when you're out on a date with a chick and you suddenly feel the urge to drop a deuce. since you're just out on a date, you cannot leave to go shit, so you begin to squirm and become increasingly uncomfortable. the act of puckering up your A-hole makes you sweat like a whore in church.

While on the ferris wheel with Kelly, i got a bad case of the dump sweats, and nearly shit my pants.

by tony August 18, 2004

choco booty

When an ass is invaded by a black cock

Dude you Got so drunk and Demarcus gave you massive choco booty last night

by Tony July 14, 2004

Schmekis

A driver (cellphone optional) who makes a really stupid move, or no move at all, forcing you to sit at a light, make a panic turn/lane change, slam on your brakes.

If that Schmekis! had been awake, we wouldn't still be sitting at this red light!

by Tony June 18, 2004