porchmonkey

i lazy black negro.

Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.

by tony June 26, 2006

asshole face

a detestable person, moron, idiot, goofball, etc.....

you know that bill clinton is a real asshole face!

by tony January 26, 2004

Snoop Dogg

see also: pothead, addict.

snoop is always burning the chron-dizzle. he said he quit, but i don't believe that for a second.

by tony December 05, 2003

bohog

a sandwhich you can't eat!

you won't squeel like a pig!

by tony November 25, 2003

night vision

the steriotype that women have that all black guys are hot, and it pisses me off

I can't believe that bitch is stuck on night vision I aint gonna be gettin none from her

by Tony June 26, 2006

joonies

ass, pussy, lips, guts

I wanna crush them joonies.

by Tony September 29, 2003

molgrips

One of life's mysteries - nobody is sure if it really exists. Could it be true that a molgrips lives by fridge-door light only? Does a molgrips truly have a bicycle without pedals that is propelled by one lowered foot? Do his glasses really slip down his nose so often that he has to push them back up again constantly? Does he really have an obsession with ladies of the night from central africa? And could it really be true that he produced twins but never sees them? The mysteries of the molgrips...

- Molgrips pushes his glasses back up the bridge of his nose.

by Tony August 19, 2003