Tony's definitions

hogfucker

Someone who has the tendency to fuck fat women.

Andrew has fucked so many fat girls, he has become an official hogfucker.

by Tony October 4, 2004

poon duty

N. Questing for Poon;

Derived from Poon, but is focused on getting Poon.

Yo' Larry, you wanna hang out?

Na man, I'm on Poon Duty.

Hellz yea!

by Tony March 7, 2005

gun control

Gun control is a violation of our second amendment and our freedom.

Without guns we have no way of protecting our other rights.

by Tony November 3, 2003

cruise room

noun: the bathroom.
only use if your name is tony

hey my name is tony. where yo' cruise room be at foo-schnikins??

by tony June 8, 2003

Jagmo

One who has a stupid face especially Paul.

Paul is such a jagmo and he needs to stop moshing grits all the time.

by Tony April 20, 2003

cock monkey

cock monkey means that the person who you call a cock monkey literally means they have a monkeys male genitilia, which therefor means that they are rediculously dumb and deserved to be shot. it comes from the teenage word dick head

you fucking cock monkey what are you doing ?

by tony May 13, 2005

70's earth momma muff

when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.

GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.

by tony January 24, 2004