Tony's definitions

have it

hard to define. you say it when something is pleasing or good. eluding to something good also in response to something someone else says. Originated in the Mid-West

guy 1: "i'm gonna totally hook up with this hottie tonight" guy 2: "have it"

"whoa, look what i found. half off fazoli's coupon's! have it."

"i'm gonna go beat off"
"have it."

by Tony December 18, 2005

queef

A pussy fart. (it asked for 20 letters but I can't say pussy fart in twenty letters, mkay?)

Damn, did you hear that bitch queef?

by Tony April 16, 2005

joonies

ass, pussy, lips, guts

I wanna crush them joonies.

by Tony September 29, 2003

night vision

the steriotype that women have that all black guys are hot, and it pisses me off

I can't believe that bitch is stuck on night vision I aint gonna be gettin none from her

by Tony June 26, 2006

chubble butt

1) chunky plus bubble equals chubble

2) bigger than a bubble butt, it is a chubble butt

3) the new definition of badonkadonk

damn, that girl/boy has a chubble butt

by Tony May 27, 2006

Guarino

Shit, Poop, Turd, etc. Anything in that nature

Ahh Fuck Man, I just stepped in some guarino

by Tony March 12, 2005

jerusalem cruiser

Any rope sandal that is similar in style to the kind that Jesus would have worn.

"Hey, Ryan, where'd you buy the Jerusalem Cruisers?"

by Tony April 24, 2003