A really shitty high school that is prodomitely white and hispanic. Hackettstown High School sucks at almost everything and the staff there is actually horrendous. They bring in the K-9 unit almost every week to sniff for drugs and kids pass out in the hallway at least once a day. Everyone at Hackettstown High School is loud as fuck and everyone there always has to either do drugs in the bathroom, yell at teachers, do some dumb reckless shit, or deadass just leave or not show up. The lockers are filled with ants and they are disgusting, the science labs always manage to smell like a sewage system, and the school is a depression microwave. Everyone that goes there wants to kill themselves. Not to mention, the school has 0 air conditioning except for the main office and one in spanish and art room. The school is small as fuck and is extreamly uncomfortable to be in. Everyone that goes there thinks they are from the ghetto or in a hardcore gang. This school is shit.

Oh hey have you heard what hell is like?

Yeah it’s Hackettstown High School

Hackettstown High School by midxight April 11, 2019

Hackett Combo

A sexual act involving the insertion of two fingers (index and middle) of one hand in the female's vagina, while placing a third finger (pinky) of the same hand in the anus. Named after an advertising copywriter who developed the maneuver in high school, unaware that there was already a name for the move.

See also: "Shocker"

I gave Judy the Hackett Combo after dancing with her at Jim's wedding, and she was hooked.

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Buddy Hackett

The Buddy Hackett is administered when a male who has not bathed in over three days sticks his hand down his pants, rubs his hand around his balls and chode, and then takes his hand and places it over the mouth and nose of an unsuspecting person.

Our group had been hiking in the Rockies for days last summer and Sarah wouldn't stop complianing the whole time. Towards the end of the trip, I decided to give her the Buddy Hackett.

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The Hag of Hackett's Quarry

The Hag of Hackett's Quarry by Cozmotic June 27, 2022

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hackettstown

small ass town in NJ near long valley, chester, and mansfeild.
unfortunatly since those towns are all nice, and there is a small row of fast food joints in H-town, everyone there thinks its a ghetto. the high school sucks at everything, and the football team is awful. Instead of realizing that they whole school is white, they insist that the freckles on their bodies make them part black. Hackettstown is the only town in NJ where you will find kids in ecko and shady clothing huddled around a rita's italian ice place claiming it to be their turf.

dont even think about goin into h-town without a gun or a knife. its the roughest town in the whole county. hackettstown

hackettstown by ReppinthebigHtowndawg November 20, 2006

fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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