by scenesinner February 08, 2009
by bigtiddykim March 05, 2017
He was a real hobknocker!
by DefinitionsFortheSoul November 23, 2009
by carls to cool kubis June 04, 2009
A word which people think actually mean something nasty, even though all the definitions were made after the date the iCarly episode actually aired.
bob: icarly's disgusting. they said hobknocker, which means to slap your penis across someone's face
john: no you idiot it didn't mean anything before the episode. horny kids just started making random definitions on urbandictionary after the episode
john: no you idiot it didn't mean anything before the episode. horny kids just started making random definitions on urbandictionary after the episode
by bobby cool kid 23 August 10, 2020
A large hariy guy or woman who in there spare time likes to molest small animals and also elephants, they like llamas and like to munch on the nostrils of several kangaroos(mainly austrailan).
On the african grasslands, underneath the ground, hobknockers lurk. They creep until one unsuspecting gazelle or the above said animals are alone, and much like a child predator, SNATCHES THE ANIMAL UP IN ITS MONSTROUS TEETH ! Beware of these odd creepy men, that also like hairy, bingo-winged 50+ ladies.
by kate789 February 08, 2009
To walk around and hit people with your penis. it is illegal, and also frowned upon. It is of british slang.
by ski2winsdk June 14, 2010