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A word used to describe unspeakable things made up by wade Collins in an episode of i Carly
Carly: what is a hobknocker
Sam *whispers in carlys ear*
Carly: ew that’s gross
Sam: and illegal
by Heyyitsme October 23, 2019
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
“Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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A word which people think actually mean something nasty, even though all the definitions were made after the date the iCarly episode actually aired.
bob: icarly's disgusting. they said hobknocker, which means to slap your penis across someone's face

john: no you idiot it didn't mean anything before the episode. horny kids just started making random definitions on urbandictionary after the episode
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by bobby cool kid 23 August 10, 2020
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A hobo who knocks on your door, waits for you to open the door, sprints into your house, steals all your food and runs out the back door
Those goddamn hobknockers stole my yoghurt!
by TH1RTE3N June 06, 2013
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when a guy hits you in the face with his penis.
the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly passed out.
by jamie love pie! February 08, 2009
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