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Hobby usually used in the term multi-hobbial person, meaning that said person has a lot of hobbies.
"I am a multi-hobbial person because I enjoy singing, and dancing, and shopping, and cross-stitch, and...."
Hobbial by Jessica Apes August 2, 2004
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Hobbible 

1. Horrible. Used to describe a horrible person, usually said when flustered.

2. Resembling a Hobbit.
1. Asa: Why would you do that?

Josh: because.

Asa: *flustered* you're so hobbible!

2. Asa: You look kinda like a Hobbit

Jon: Really?

Josh: Yeah, you're quite hobbible
Hobbible by jwilliams91 December 1, 2011

hobbalobbin' 

Verb
a.)Just plain chillin'.
b.)Playin' it cool, keepin' it real.
We ain't doin' much, just hobbalobbin' and shit. You know tha deal.
hobbalobbin' by The Jer Bear July 28, 2004

Hobbitler 

A really militant racist hobbit with all sorts of issues.
Oh and they come with the hairy feet.
Orc: That hobbitler just gave me a headbutt in the family jewels!
Frodo: Schweinhund!
Hobbitler by n008a April 12, 2009

Hobbiliness 

a residual limp after injuring your leg/ankle
"so you can walk on that ankle alright now?" "Yeah, theres some residual hobbiliness, but its not that bad!!"
Hobbiliness by xCassiopeiAx November 18, 2005

hobbillie hoo

a slang word for your manhood ( penis )
hey man she was sucking on my hobbillie hoo, when her father walked in on us.

Hobbiant 

When you have no hobbies. You're good at nothing and have no special skills.
Bill: Man... I'm so hobbiant...
John: Damn, what a loser.
Hobbiant by Opaline0013 February 2, 2022
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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