Hobbitler

A really militant racist hobbit with all sorts of issues.
Oh and they come with the hairy feet.

Orc: That hobbitler just gave me a headbutt in the family jewels!
Frodo: Schweinhund!

by n008a April 12, 2009

hobbitses

pl. Hobbits, generally said by the creature Gollum (Smeagle).

Stupid hobbitses, tricksy hobbitses, always keeping it from us... yes, my precious. We wants it!

by Erwinsky December 23, 2003

the hobbler

Fucking a girl who is holding herself up using only crutches

Last week when your mom was on crutches, i picked up her legs and we did the hobbler.

by Stefan + Adrun September 21, 2015

Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler

When you tie up a lover like a roasted pig, cover them in butter, and shove an apple in their mouth before boning them until they are 'done'.

Man, I was feeling carnivorous, so I gave that girl the Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler in front of her fireplace.

by Chelseawesome August 5, 2010

Knob Hobbler

One who gives oral sex to a man so well that it makes him limp away when they are done.

She came right into the livingroom, dropped to her knees and started sucking! When she was done staring into my eyes as she licked the last drop she asked when could she do it again for me!

She is a real Knob Hobbler!

by TeeJayWasteland April 9, 2009

Hobbible

1. Horrible. Used to describe a horrible person, usually said when flustered.

2. Resembling a Hobbit.

1. Asa: Why would you do that?

Josh: because.

Asa: *flustered* you're so hobbible!

2. Asa: You look kinda like a Hobbit

Jon: Really?

Josh: Yeah, you're quite hobbible

by jwilliams91 December 1, 2011

Hobbitefeet

Hobbitefeet is a word to describe someone with small feet. It is a combination of the word hobbit, petite, and feet. The word hobbit because they are know for having unusually big feet but it is combined with petite which is french meaning small. Then feet added to the end because a) it is about feet and b) it sounds really good.

Person1: that person has Hobbitefeet

by Jazzyjasmina February 17, 2021