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the hobbler
the hobbler by Stefan + Adrun September 21, 2015
Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler
When you tie up a lover like a roasted pig, cover them in butter, and shove an apple in their mouth before boning them until they are 'done'.
Man, I was feeling carnivorous, so I gave that girl the Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler in front of her fireplace.
Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler by Chelseawesome August 5, 2010
Knob Hobbler
She came right into the livingroom, dropped to her knees and started sucking! When she was done staring into my eyes as she licked the last drop she asked when could she do it again for me!
She is a real Knob Hobbler!
She is a real Knob Hobbler!
Knob Hobbler by TeeJayWasteland April 9, 2009
Hobbible
1. Horrible. Used to describe a horrible person, usually said when flustered.
2. Resembling a Hobbit.
2. Resembling a Hobbit.
1. Asa: Why would you do that?
Josh: because.
Asa: *flustered* you're so hobbible!
2. Asa: You look kinda like a Hobbit
Jon: Really?
Josh: Yeah, you're quite hobbible
Josh: because.
Asa: *flustered* you're so hobbible!
2. Asa: You look kinda like a Hobbit
Jon: Really?
Josh: Yeah, you're quite hobbible
Hobbible by jwilliams91 December 1, 2011
Hobbitefeet
Hobbitefeet is a word to describe someone with small feet. It is a combination of the word hobbit, petite, and feet. The word hobbit because they are know for having unusually big feet but it is combined with petite which is french meaning small. Then feet added to the end because a) it is about feet and b) it sounds really good.
Person1: that person has Hobbitefeet
Hobbitefeet by Jazzyjasmina February 17, 2021
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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