Hobbitler 

A really militant racist hobbit with all sorts of issues.
Oh and they come with the hairy feet.

Orc: That hobbitler just gave me a headbutt in the family jewels!
Frodo: Schweinhund!

Hobbitler by n008a April 12, 2009

hobbitses 

pl. Hobbits, generally said by the creature Gollum (Smeagle).

Stupid hobbitses, tricksy hobbitses, always keeping it from us... yes, my precious. We wants it!

hobbitses by Erwinsky December 23, 2003

the hobbler 

Fucking a girl who is holding herself up using only crutches

Last week when your mom was on crutches, i picked up her legs and we did the hobbler.

the hobbler by Stefan + Adrun September 21, 2015

Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler 

When you tie up a lover like a roasted pig, cover them in butter, and shove an apple in their mouth before boning them until they are 'done'.

Man, I was feeling carnivorous, so I gave that girl the Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler in front of her fireplace.

Cincinnati Cobbler Hobbler by Chelseawesome August 5, 2010

Knob Hobbler 

One who gives oral sex to a man so well that it makes him limp away when they are done.

She came right into the livingroom, dropped to her knees and started sucking! When she was done staring into my eyes as she licked the last drop she asked when could she do it again for me!

She is a real Knob Hobbler!

Knob Hobbler by TeeJayWasteland April 9, 2009

Hobbible 

1. Horrible. Used to describe a horrible person, usually said when flustered.

2. Resembling a Hobbit.

1. Asa: Why would you do that?

Josh: because.

Asa: *flustered* you're so hobbible!

2. Asa: You look kinda like a Hobbit

Jon: Really?

Josh: Yeah, you're quite hobbible

Hobbible by jwilliams91 December 1, 2011

Hobbitefeet 

Hobbitefeet is a word to describe someone with small feet. It is a combination of the word hobbit, petite, and feet. The word hobbit because they are know for having unusually big feet but it is combined with petite which is french meaning small. Then feet added to the end because a) it is about feet and b) it sounds really good.

Person1: that person has Hobbitefeet

Hobbitefeet by Jazzyjasmina February 17, 2021