Hienz 

Hienz is the best kind of ketchup there is and it's also a nuns name

Nuns eat hienz ketchup

Hienz by Religious nun March 23, 2017

Hienz 

An extremely attractive woman, generally in a sexual way...hot body, tits, the type of woman you would bang or the type of woman who looks as if she would be good in bed

"man check out that hienz"
"yeah, shes banging"

"that hienz is smoking hot"

Hienz by notmeoryou May 2, 2009

Hienz 57

Hienz 57 is a slang word (not actually a slur) for someone who is of many different ethnic groups.

Me I am part Mexican, Spanish, Italian, Irish and Japanese.
Or Tiger Woods who is every race White, Black, Asian, and American Indian. We would both be called Hienz 57.

Hienz 57 by LocoMexicano June 6, 2009

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz 

From the Disney cartoon, "Phineas and Ferb". He often compiles schemes using more complicated measures than necessary to move one step closer to controlling the Tri-State Area. However, due to clumsiness, forgetfulness, or a lack of thinking things through, he is doomed to a humorous defeat at the hands of his sharp-witted arch-nemesis, Perry the Platypus, a secret agent for a network of undercover animals.

"We have reports that Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is building another one of his machines , though we don't know exactly what he plans to use it for. Go find him and put a stop to this, Agent P!"

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz by tick_tock February 3, 2018

Hien 

of Vietnamese origin meaning "meek and gentle". While this is certainly true for your first few encounters, don't be fooled. She will roast the shit out of you. This is probably actually a sign that she is comfortable and that she has deemed you worthy and capable of exchanging banter. This, however, does not mitigate the pain resulted from Hien's well-crafted pot-roasts; please apply cold towel when relevant. When all is said and done, meek and gentle is an extremely appropriate description. Despite the fact that she is talented and has spent 1000's of hours into the things she is passionate about, she carries herself with humility...unless of course she has just beaten you in a competitive context. Moreover, the idea of gentle is certainly put into question when she's about to light someone up at the stake. But Hien is gentle in how she speaks and interacts with care; this is certainly felt by the people in her life. Hien is quick-witted and very fun to have laughs with. The only thing is that she lives in a swamp like Shrek. In likeness, Hien is shrouded by a sense mystery for "some people".

Hien said, "You're a MONKEY" and the monkey diskonekted.

Hien by monganomousotter October 27, 2020

henzin

Jumping headfirst directly into a hobby you have previously no experience in whatsoever, all while pretending that you've had years of experience in it.

To become overly enthused about a particular type of hobby, by using topic-specific web forums to bolster your knowledge of the topic at an accelerated pace.

"hey bro, me and my buddy went to the shooting range yesterday...I'm henzin now. Ordering a Barrett .50 cal tomorrow bro"

"Dude bro, I got this badass German Shepherd the other day. I'm already totally henzin on dogs. I'm preparing raw food gourmet meals for her, and I'm going to start breeding and professionally training Shepherds for law enforcement / military work next week.

henzin by krevo81 March 2, 2010

heinz 57

Used to describe a person who is a mixed blood of many nationalities, also for a dog that is a mix of many breeds.

That guy has irish, italian, french, native american, and african in him, so he's a heinz 57

heinz 57 by Russell Berry August 16, 2004