heinz

1}- a splendid brand of ketchup
2}- a verb that is used when one does poorly on a test, particularly when one recieves a grade of "57".

1}- these frenchfries are good, but they would be even better if i had some heinz to put on them.
2}- damn that spanish test was so hard, and i didn't even study...i bet you i totally heinzed it.

by mescelestus June 18, 2006

heinz

the products that support's kerry's livelihood.

when you buy a heinz product, you are financially supporting kerry, like it or not.

by Russell Berry August 13, 2004

heinz

Where Kerry gets all his campaign money

It's not blood money, it's ketchup money

by Dan April 10, 2004

heinz

a person with many ethnicities.

57 variteties

by chow chow June 5, 2003

heinz

To beat on a container, with the lid removed, to remove every last drop of product.

"Dammit Charlie, you best Heinz all that shampoo out. It ain't cheap!"

by CaptainGinger March 5, 2017

heinz

To "catch up" to someone or something.

Shit, he just heinzed your ass in Mario Kart!

by Sam Laughlin February 12, 2004

heinz

someone of no specific origin. ie heinz: 57 varieties

Fred: where are you from?
Corinne: bit of everywhere
Fred: you are therfore a heinz.

by tweedledumdum August 26, 2009