NUNS

stands for nasty unsanitary nipple syndrome.

I heard E.T. got a bad case of the NUNS!

by jaimchelrohrbenson September 28, 2009

nuns

new ones.

all my pens ran out of ink, i got some nuns.

by crazypielady January 20, 2009

Nuns Cunt

Used to describe an extremely dry thing.

Make us a cup of tea, my Throat’s as dry as a nuns cunt

by Bernardette February 22, 2006

Nuns Tits

To describe something as completely useless. Derived from the fact that nuns do not have children, nor do they have sex, both of which are the main functions of breasts.

'Colin, you are about as much use as a pair of nuns tits.'

by biffboy April 9, 2009

Nuns on ripple

Basically a hipster slang/term for 'no'.
Often used to seem cooler (mostly online but some use it irl).

Friends: hey, you wanna go biking with us today?
You: nuns on ripple, my dudes

by Lime Blooded Loser June 13, 2018

Nuns Cunt

Descriptive of someone who is extremely unwilling to spend money i.e is 'tight'.

Stephen always purchased cubic zirconia for girls as he was tight as a nuns cunt.

by donkeyboyd April 18, 2006

nuns chuff

tight pussy

my bitch has a nuns chuff

by nathan j August 9, 2015