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Getting so high that your eyes turn red like Heinz Ketchup.
Yo Jimmy, lets rip bowls tonight and get heinzed.

or

Barry is currently heinzed as fuck.
Heinzed by brotherhood101 May 27, 2013
Words you can keep
Derived from the manufacturer of baked beans.

The action of ingesting one or more 'Tenner Beans' (i.e. ecstasy tablets) followed by getting baked (smoking marijuana).
Dominic - "I've got some quality pills. You got any green?"
Paul - "Aye mate, just got an 8 ball"
Dominic - "Yass, let's get heinzed!"

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Heinzed by Carid December 17, 2013
To be the drunkest, near passout person in any room or party.
Also known as drunky the clowned.
I was so heined last night i don't remember anything.
I'm getting heined tonight. Might not live through the night.
Heined by Johnny Fuckin Two Bears January 27, 2008

Heined Out 

Something that is utterly and undeniably heinous.
I took acid this weekend and had a bad trip, that shit was heined out

Heinzelman 

Lack of an internal filter; blurting out inappropriate and bawdy comments at all times. Generally lewd and lascivious behavior.
When you drink too much your Heinzelman shows.
Heinzelman by Gloria125 February 5, 2010

Heinzelmanchens

Die Heinzelmanchens are a bunch of cuties; these elves help humans out in Cologne, Germany. They look after bars and other businesses while business owners are sleeping. Die Heinzelmanchens wear red or green pointed caps; their clothes match. Die Heinzelmanchens are shy like Brownies because they don't want people to see them on shifts.

One story says that these elves are not in Cologne anymore because some careless mutter ficker left peas on the floor, thus these poor elves almost tripped and broke their necks.
Die Heinzelmanchens prevented countless sums of money from being lost, they sealed the vats so the beer would be fresh, and they didn't charge extra for their services. Aren't they sweet?
Hinzed: retarded
Hinz : tard
Your so Hinzed
Nah bro your more of a Hinz than me
Hinzed by soup12 September 9, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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