Heinzed 

Getting so high that your eyes turn red like Heinz Ketchup.

Yo Jimmy, lets rip bowls tonight and get heinzed.

or

Barry is currently heinzed as fuck.

Heinzed by brotherhood101 May 27, 2013

Heinzed 

Derived from the manufacturer of baked beans.

The action of ingesting one or more 'Tenner Beans' (i.e. ecstasy tablets) followed by getting baked (smoking marijuana).

Dominic - "I've got some quality pills. You got any green?"
Paul - "Aye mate, just got an 8 ball"
Dominic - "Yass, let's get heinzed!"

weedpillsecstasymdmabeansheinz

Heinzed by Carid December 17, 2013

Heined 

To be the drunkest, near passout person in any room or party.
Also known as drunky the clowned.

I was so heined last night i don't remember anything.
I'm getting heined tonight. Might not live through the night.

Heined by Johnny Fuckin Two Bears January 27, 2008

Heined Out 

Something that is utterly and undeniably heinous.

I took acid this weekend and had a bad trip, that shit was heined out

Heined Out by Fat Chince Spicer Douchebag November 2, 2020

Heinzelman 

Lack of an internal filter; blurting out inappropriate and bawdy comments at all times. Generally lewd and lascivious behavior.

When you drink too much your Heinzelman shows.

Heinzelman by Gloria125 February 5, 2010

Heinzelmanchens

Die Heinzelmanchens are a bunch of cuties; these elves help humans out in Cologne, Germany. They look after bars and other businesses while business owners are sleeping. Die Heinzelmanchens wear red or green pointed caps; their clothes match. Die Heinzelmanchens are shy like Brownies because they don't want people to see them on shifts.

One story says that these elves are not in Cologne anymore because some careless mutter ficker left peas on the floor, thus these poor elves almost tripped and broke their necks.

Die Heinzelmanchens prevented countless sums of money from being lost, they sealed the vats so the beer would be fresh, and they didn't charge extra for their services. Aren't they sweet?

Heinzelmanchens by I fucking tried OK July 26, 2009

Hinzed 

Hinzed: retarded
Hinz : tard

Your so Hinzed
Nah bro your more of a Hinz than me

Hinzed by soup12 September 9, 2021