Heytard

Someone who starts a chat with nothing but the word "Hey". An example of a low effort person who will likely exhibit low standard under achieving qualities and get ignored in modern technological era.

No one:

Heytard: Hey
Literally anyone:

Heytard by CPTomato March 13, 2025

Hetard 

It's supposed to be a person obsessed in Hetalia, but there's another meaning to it. The "Heta" in "Hetalia" comes from the word "Hetare" in Japanese, which means "useless".

So the meanings are:
1. Useless retard, "retard" because of the "tard" in the word

2. Hetalia obsessed person

Girl One: Hey! Are you going out with Derp anymore?
Girl Two: No, he's such a hetard
Girl One: A what?
Girl Two: A useless retard
Girl One: Oh...

~~♥

Girl One: I bought Hetalia plushies and posters and dvd's and etc etc etc...
Girl Two: Wow, you've become a Hetard
Girl One: No! I've become one with Mother Russia!
Girl Two: o_o...

Hetard by Aquamethyst November 19, 2012

Jason Heyward

Atlanta Braves outfielder a.k.a. where electricity comes from.

Jason Heyward is a god among boys.

Jason Heyward by Melvin5000 July 15, 2010

Tony Heyward 

A total asshole who doesn't actually give a shit about any problems he has caused.

Boy 1: "I slept with your girlfriend."
Boy 2: "You're such a fucking Tony Heyward! Go to hell."
Boy 1: "I'm Sorrrry."
Boy 2: "Fuck off."

Tony Heyward by Mr. Word Knower November 1, 2010

pope heyward 

A real oddball in the outer banks. TOTAL hottie and a genius.

OMG WHO IS THAT HOT POGUE????

None other than pope heyward

pope heyward by jjmaybanksswhore June 22, 2021

Heatardation

The effect of excessive hot weather which causes people to think, speak and move very slowly.

"Sorry I didn't read that book; it's 100 degrees out and I'm suffering from a severe case of heatardation."

Heatardation by People Paula August 19, 2012

hetard 

a male retard, or general tosser.
Is used as a insult,, instead of "ughhh you retard"
Is pronounced like retard , but he-tard.

You stupid Hetard.

hetard by Th333 OnN£ September 29, 2009