hectard

Likes penis in his mouth. Thinks he's funny but is really gay. Might like taking it in the ass.

You were a hectard last night when max put his penis in your butt.

by Odell beckham May 8, 2015

hectard

An FFXIV player that religiously follows Hector strats, despite the quality of their efficiency.

"You wanna do 3 spots for Dancing Green spotlight instead of just 2? You really are a hectard, aren't you?"

by Urtimato Regendo April 20, 2025

Hetard

It's supposed to be a person obsessed in Hetalia, but there's another meaning to it. The "Heta" in "Hetalia" comes from the word "Hetare" in Japanese, which means "useless".

So the meanings are:
1. Useless retard, "retard" because of the "tard" in the word

2. Hetalia obsessed person

Girl One: Hey! Are you going out with Derp anymore?
Girl Two: No, he's such a hetard
Girl One: A what?
Girl Two: A useless retard
Girl One: Oh...

~~♥

Girl One: I bought Hetalia plushies and posters and dvd's and etc etc etc...
Girl Two: Wow, you've become a Hetard
Girl One: No! I've become one with Mother Russia!
Girl Two: o_o...

by Aquamethyst November 19, 2012

Heatardation

The effect of excessive hot weather which causes people to think, speak and move very slowly.

"Sorry I didn't read that book; it's 100 degrees out and I'm suffering from a severe case of heatardation."

by People Paula August 19, 2012

hetard

a male retard, or general tosser.
Is used as a insult,, instead of "ughhh you retard"
Is pronounced like retard , but he-tard.

You stupid Hetard.

by Th333 OnN£ September 29, 2009

hectare hunter

Dating someone in order to get to their family’s farming land

“You see that Tom is dating Sarah?” “ isn’t he a townie” “yeah he’s a hectare hunter”

by Tramliner November 26, 2022

Hetard

Something only someone as sexist and retarded as a feminist would say.

Did you hear, those dumb feminists, instead on focusing on actually oppressed women in the Middle East, made a new word again, I think it was Hetard or something, because every man that doesn't think that air conditioning is sexist is retarded, apparently lol.

by I'm L September 10, 2018