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It's supposed to be a person obsessed in Hetalia, but there's another meaning to it. The "Heta" in "Hetalia" comes from the word "Hetare" in Japanese, which means "useless".

So the meanings are:
1. Useless retard, "retard" because of the "tard" in the word

2. Hetalia obsessed person
Girl One: Hey! Are you going out with Derp anymore?
Girl Two: No, he's such a hetard
Girl One: A what?
Girl Two: A useless retard
Girl One: Oh...

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Girl One: I bought Hetalia plushies and posters and dvd's and etc etc etc...
Girl Two: Wow, you've become a Hetard
Girl One: No! I've become one with Mother Russia!
Girl Two: o_o...
Hetard by Aquamethyst November 19, 2012
a male retard, or general tosser.
Is used as a insult,, instead of "ughhh you retard"
Is pronounced like retard , but he-tard.
You stupid Hetard.
hetard by Th333 OnN£ September 29, 2009
Something only someone as sexist and retarded as a feminist would say.
Did you hear, those dumb feminists, instead on focusing on actually oppressed women in the Middle East, made a new word again, I think it was Hetard or something, because every man that doesn't think that air conditioning is sexist is retarded, apparently lol.
Hetard by I'm L September 10, 2018
A really good looking guy that's really stupid.
Very sad, because there's nothing to him after you've had him
James is really gorgeous; I'd do him.
I did. Great in the sack, but no brains whatsoever....a complete HeTard.
HeTard by yoiks April 13, 2006
A word describing a mongolian retard who gets lost in licking the window. See also heeharr
Mongo is definately a hetard, he shows so many simalarities to corky.
hetard by crank May 4, 2005

Amber Hearding 

To lie and be deceptive to the world. To play the victim while being an abuser.
My wife beat me up and then told the cops that I hit her. This woman is Amber Hearding me.
Amber Hearding by Sam Sinner May 16, 2022

amber heard 

cheater, loser, liar, abusive, a disgrace to all women kind
dude, she's such an amber heard, abusive and shitty. Leave before she files a lawsuit against ya.
amber heard by eFroggy April 26, 2022