Hetley

a huge sexy beast who is only writing this cause nobody else has this name
he is also black

Sammy: HETLEY YOU FUCKIN MONEY

Hetley: CALM DOWN YOU LITTLE CRACKER

by PermittedAsp99 November 27, 2023

Hatley Chair

A Hatley Chair (also known as a "Hatley" or a "Tampa 7's Throne") is the sad, slightly undersized single chair placed in the corner of a cheap motel room near the bed. The Hatley is were the cuckolded husband sits idly browsing his phone while his wife gets plowed raw by a train of better men.

Husband: I wish this Hatley Chair would recline.
Wife: *gags on another dude's bare penis*

by Godtrunk Inribis May 20, 2023

Mrs Henley

Mrs Henley is a North Oldham Middle School teacher and teaches thing we don't actually need such as how to make a Google Sheets. Shes also a Massive bitch whose only goal before death is to make children miserble and give them infraction slips

Kid: Yo Mrs Henley gave me an infraction slip for breathing to loudly

Kid 2: Damn Cynthia bein Cynthia again

by Salllt April 11, 2019

Don Henley

Lead singer and drummer for the 70s rock band The Eagles. Had a successful solo carrer after they split, with hits such as Boys of Summer, End of the Innocence, and All She Wants to do is Dance.

Besides Joe Walsh, Don Henley is the only memeber of The Eagles to have a succesful solo carrer

by Matty J September 18, 2004

Mia healey

Adorable human being that has an infectious smile and is our bisexual queen.

She is an amazing upcoming actress from Australia, she plays Shelby Goodkind on the show The Wilds on Amazon Prime, that was her first real acting job.

And she has a jawline that can slit your throat. She also loves alcohol x

Person 1: god Mia healey’s acting is phenomenal
Person 2: I know right, I can’t believe The Wilds was her first real acting job.

by ilikedilfs July 8, 2021

Heyley

A kind yet out going person. She always speaks her mind but sometimes she is shy. She’s a beautiful girl inside and out. She is always very negative about herself. She rarely has anyone giving her compliments,so make sure to compliment her.

“Who’s that sitting across the room?”
“That’s Heyley”
“Why is she back there alone”
“She’s crazy shy, but damn, ain’t she beautiful?”

by Lonely Person June 6, 2018

Heiley

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. Don't get it mixed up with the Hailey's with an A. Heileys are the most special girls you will ever meet. She is smart, pretty, and hilarious. If a Heiley likes you, consider yourself lucky. Hold her close as you will never find someone quite like her.

Heiley is the most amazing girl you will ever meet

by Pbjtgrewp December 8, 2019