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a huge sexy beast who is only writing this cause nobody else has this name
he is also black
Sammy: HETLEY YOU FUCKIN MONEY

Hetley: CALM DOWN YOU LITTLE CRACKER
Hetley by PermittedAsp99 November 27, 2023
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Hatley Chair 

A Hatley Chair (also known as a "Hatley" or a "Tampa 7's Throne") is the sad, slightly undersized single chair placed in the corner of a cheap motel room near the bed. The Hatley is were the cuckolded husband sits idly browsing his phone while his wife gets plowed raw by a train of better men.
Husband: I wish this Hatley Chair would recline.
Wife: *gags on another dude's bare penis*
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Mrs Henley 

Mrs Henley is a North Oldham Middle School teacher and teaches thing we don't actually need such as how to make a Google Sheets. Shes also a Massive bitch whose only goal before death is to make children miserble and give them infraction slips
Kid: Yo Mrs Henley gave me an infraction slip for breathing to loudly

Kid 2: Damn Cynthia bein Cynthia again
Mrs Henley by Salllt April 11, 2019

Don Henley 

Lead singer and drummer for the 70s rock band The Eagles. Had a successful solo carrer after they split, with hits such as Boys of Summer, End of the Innocence, and All She Wants to do is Dance.
Besides Joe Walsh, Don Henley is the only memeber of The Eagles to have a succesful solo carrer
Don Henley by Matty J September 18, 2004

Mia healey 

Adorable human being that has an infectious smile and is our bisexual queen.

She is an amazing upcoming actress from Australia, she plays Shelby Goodkind on the show The Wilds on Amazon Prime, that was her first real acting job.

And she has a jawline that can slit your throat. She also loves alcohol x
Person 1: god Mia healey’s acting is phenomenal
Person 2: I know right, I can’t believe The Wilds was her first real acting job.
Mia healey by ilikedilfs July 8, 2021
A kind yet out going person. She always speaks her mind but sometimes she is shy. She’s a beautiful girl inside and out. She is always very negative about herself. She rarely has anyone giving her compliments,so make sure to compliment her.
“Who’s that sitting across the room?”
“That’s Heyley”
“Why is she back there alone”
“She’s crazy shy, but damn, ain’t she beautiful?”
Heyley by Lonely Person June 6, 2018
The most amazing girl you will ever meet. Don't get it mixed up with the Hailey's with an A. Heileys are the most special girls you will ever meet. She is smart, pretty, and hilarious. If a Heiley likes you, consider yourself lucky. Hold her close as you will never find someone quite like her.
Heiley is the most amazing girl you will ever meet
Heiley by Pbjtgrewp December 8, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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