Herpecitic
The WGAF News Network reports that there's a worldwide outbreak of the herpecitic virus known as T-10.
Herpecitic by ADeadlyTailor April 20, 2018
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herpecritical
One who low-key has some sort of STI OR STD, but keeps it on the down low and judges others when they have sex in order to feel better about themselves and their dirty dick/pussy.
Guy 1: Gina gave me some head last night!
Guy 2: Nice, is she gunna let you hit?
Girl 1: Eww Gina is a nasty hoe, she probably has crabs.
Guy 2: Really Stacy? Being a little herpecritical there. We already know that your clap is so bad it's a standing ovation. I can hear the crabs in your panties screaming "Encore, encore!"
Girl 1: *Silent*
Guy 2: Nice, is she gunna let you hit?
Girl 1: Eww Gina is a nasty hoe, she probably has crabs.
Guy 2: Really Stacy? Being a little herpecritical there. We already know that your clap is so bad it's a standing ovation. I can hear the crabs in your panties screaming "Encore, encore!"
Girl 1: *Silent*
herpecritical by Kitkat Bootyfat January 2, 2015
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HERPETIC
awesome: rocking: spectacular; out of this world; groovy
counterintuitive superlative, a la "sick" or "phat
counterintuitive superlative, a la "sick" or "phat
HERPETIC by Chicemonkey August 28, 2013
Herpegitis
Any sort of revolting yet ambiguous skin or bodily manifestation causing immediate surprise or outward disgust.
Ew! What’s that on your face?! Is that herpegitis?
-What’s that on his face?
-Looks like slutty John got herpegitis from skanky Sammy.
Experts have warned festival attendees to stay safe, emphasizing that herpegitis infections are on the rise and theres no foreseeable cure in sight.
Don’t share straws. Herpegitis is real.
-What’s that on his face?
-Looks like slutty John got herpegitis from skanky Sammy.
Experts have warned festival attendees to stay safe, emphasizing that herpegitis infections are on the rise and theres no foreseeable cure in sight.
Don’t share straws. Herpegitis is real.
Herpegitis by Openedwindows August 18, 2019
Herpetitis-V
Herpetitis-V
A combination of Hepatitis and HIV.
The act of sensual ass eating during sex where the male eats the ass of the female during sex as the female attempts to fart instead actually shits some.
A combination of Hepatitis and HIV.
The act of sensual ass eating during sex where the male eats the ass of the female during sex as the female attempts to fart instead actually shits some.
FRIEND #1: "Yeah, my side chick gave me Herpetitis-V but I ate her ass so good during sex that she wanted to go round 3!"
FRIEND #2: "Sick dude! Can I fuck your side piece too and get that Herpetitis-V? It sounds fun to have!"
FRIEND #2: "Sick dude! Can I fuck your side piece too and get that Herpetitis-V? It sounds fun to have!"
Herpetitis-V by Exotic_Tripps January 18, 2024
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