Herpegitis

Any sort of revolting yet ambiguous skin or bodily manifestation causing immediate surprise or outward disgust.

Ew! What’s that on your face?! Is that herpegitis?

-What’s that on his face?

-Looks like slutty John got herpegitis from skanky Sammy.

Experts have warned festival attendees to stay safe, emphasizing that herpegitis infections are on the rise and theres no foreseeable cure in sight.

Don’t share straws. Herpegitis is real.

Herpegitis by Openedwindows August 18, 2019

herpilitisyphilaids

Grand summary of the sexual afflictions 1 in 4 people enjoy on a daily basis. When unsure of someones exact disease, simply referring to it as herpilitisyphilaids will alert everyone preventing a hook up with the individual unless they share herpilitisyphilaids or can add to the list such as gonoherpilitisyphilaids or herpimonosiphoaids.

Molly: "I dont remember what it was Jonny had but i think i caught it."
Willl: "Probably herpilitisyphilaids, everyone loves the trifecta!"
AJ: "You have to love those diseases that penicillin will not cure and AJAX will not scrub off!"

herpilitisyphilaids by littlePNdaB June 12, 2010

herpatitis 

The condition arising when one has contracted both herpes and hepatitis through overindustrious sexual activity. Note that this excludes, for example, simple cold sores and non-sexual forms of hepatitis such as hep A.

homeboy 1: "yo you better stay away from that bitch brah"
homeboy 2: "why brah?"
homeboy 1: "man that bitch is so nasty her herpes has hepatitis. she got herpatitis! shit!"

dumbass 1: "uuuugh look at brian that dude got herpatitis"
brian: "nah bro I got hep A from drinking the tap water."
dumbass 1: "well what about that shit on yo lip?"
brian: "man that shit is a cold sore. damn!"

herpatitis by LiVee August 2, 2012

herpatitis g 

A combination of Herpes, Hepatitis, and gonorrhea.

Lauren Stilp (Skankalottapuss): "What did you say about me?"

Chris: "I said you have herpatitis G"

Skankalottapuss: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

Chris: "It means you're a whore."

-sh-e-: "I want some crack!"

herpatitis g by rusty shackleford July 20, 2004

herpatitis 

The condition in which a person has contacted both herpes and hepatitis, and they have collectively joined forces to attack your body.

Doug was raw fucking two different guys...one with herpes and one with hepatitis. He better stop before he catch that herpatitis.

herpatitis by dtr0286 August 22, 2009

herpetitus 

Is what you mess with a bunch of hookers. A cross section of herpes and hepititus.

Yo, man, he sticks his prick into anything, he gon give someone herpetitus.

herpetitus by Ihatelawyers March 20, 2017

herpatitis 

A combination of herpes and hepatitis.

Dan went to Carla's last night and came back with herpatitis. Must've been good.

herpatitis by JonDub December 1, 2007