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Any sort of revolting yet ambiguous skin or bodily manifestation causing immediate surprise or outward disgust.
Ew! What’s that on your face?! Is that herpegitis?

-What’s that on his face?

-Looks like slutty John got herpegitis from skanky Sammy.

Experts have warned festival attendees to stay safe, emphasizing that herpegitis infections are on the rise and theres no foreseeable cure in sight.

Don’t share straws. Herpegitis is real.
by Openedwindows August 18, 2019
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