Hemple 

the elongated version of hemp

My mum wants me to go to the temple, but I’d much rather smoke up some hemple.

Hemple by Hoehoehoesantashere February 6, 2018

Helpless executive syndrome 

the condition in which an executive, usually male, is able to manage thousands of employees and millions of dollars but incapable of figuring out things like transferring a phone call or scheduling things on his own calendar

Gordon Wainworth, who suffers from helpless executive syndrome, was standing utterly mystified in front of the Keurig machine, randomly pushing buttons and calling for his secretary to help him.

Helpless executive syndrome by Jill Bystrom October 13, 2017

Hempes 

Hemp yourself. Using CBD oil.

Did you use hempes today?

Hempes by Hemp200 July 16, 2019

dance the hempen jig 

To be hanged by the neck until dead. An old pirate term.

If those scalawags catch us, they'll make us dance the hempen jig!

dance the hempen jig by Adolytsi September 2, 2005

Sherman Hemsley

a PCP admixture, usually combined with a dried, leafy preparation for smoking. Most commonly marijuana or tobacco. See also sherm.

You smoke a little sherm? You know, Sherman Hemsley? Love Boat? Ashy Larry...

Sherman Hemsley by N@ June 20, 2004

hempeleptic 

When someone smokes enough hemp to put them to Sleep

Dude check out the hempeleptic on the couch

hempeleptic by highrisegoat January 18, 2013

helpless romantic 

Someone who can not control being romantic or having romantic thoughts.

Hannah is a helpless romantic

helpless romantic by Shawny G January 3, 2008