Hemped

Past tense of hemp except to mean help or in this case, helped. Made up by the Hempstress at the first of it's kind hemp shop at the Rochester public market district in western NY, USA.

I was fully hemped at the hemp shop, located down at the Rochester public market district in western NY, by the hempster and his hempstress.

by #mrshempstress October 10, 2019

hemped

To cover an item, any item, with hemp.

Check out those HEMPED headphones!

by Kate_42 January 29, 2009

Hemped up

Fucked up, on drugs, or just plain stupid

Man Jerry was so hemped up when he was trying to explain his schedule with me

by Oldcoupleproblems:/ January 8, 2018

Hempes

Hemp yourself. Using CBD oil.

Did you use hempes today?

by Hemp200 July 16, 2019

dance the hempen jig

To be hanged by the neck until dead. An old pirate term.

If those scalawags catch us, they'll make us dance the hempen jig!

by Adolytsi September 2, 2005

Plane Humped

when despite your best efforts you are are unintentionally

groped by the stranger sitting in the seat next to you during a plane trip.

Most commonly occurs during long haul flights, after alcohol or sleeping aids are consumed.

I was watching the in flight movie when I the guy next to me passed out and plane humped my shoulder!

I woke up and the chick beside me was passed out with her hand on my thigh- I so got plane humped!

by EmSquared725 September 15, 2010

Who helped your bitch out?

Phrase- slang in nature

Used to remind someone of the good gestures you have done for them

Person 1- oh man no one does anything for me

Person 2- who helped your bitch out?

Person 1- oh right you’re always there for me

by Lovey chipmunk November 24, 2018