hempeleptic

When someone smokes enough hemp to put them to Sleep

Dude check out the hempeleptic on the couch

by highrisegoat January 18, 2013

Herpaleptic

A human or animal, who, at first, acquires Herpes... but they don’t stop there. Once the Herpes has been accepted by the host, they dive right into being diagnosed with Epilepsy.

My damn Herpaleptic cat is savage. ...I never know if he’s going to Brag about his Herpes, or use his Epilepsy diagnosis as an excuse to take Phenobarbital.

by Blisstastic May 29, 2018