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Hell Billy 

A pathological liar. A person who can't help themselves but speak what they know is false at every opportunity.
An model example of a hell billy is Billy Mitchell, the self-titled Video Game Player Of The Century.
Mitchell told me he's hosting a party tonight, but when I logged into Steam I suddenly saw him playing Doom Eternal. And that lasted for two hours. Thankfully I have my status hidden because I don't like being invited to play with people so he couldn't see I was online. I messaged him on WhatsApp - pretending I didn't notice anything - and innocently asked how is his party going, and he replied it's awesome, lots of awesome people, even some influencers came - I asked if they have any attractions. He replied they are playing poker right now, and also they have an actual DJ playing too. I waited a bit to se if he's still playing, and yeah - he's getting new achievements. Just to be sure I checked who is he playing with. I knew a girl he was playing with, so I called her and asked in a whisper to not tell MitchellI it's me. I heard she saying she has to go for a moment, her mom texted her to go help her lift something heavy. When she said she's clear I asked her if she's sure she's playing with him. She said she is, they're on a voice chat and have been for the past 90 minutes of so, he was just telling her about his new speedboat. I told her I suspect someone broke into his WhatApp, but I asked her to not tell Mitch, because I'm not sure yet. Then I messaged him again saying I think someone broke into his Steam account, did he check his e-mail? He said that's he's not at his computer right now, so he'll check in a moment and let me know. He never replied.
What a hell billy!
Hell Billy by unfa August 1, 2023
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hillbilly c section 

Another way to say stab or get cut by a knife, broken bottle or a different sharp weapon in a fight. Generally said when someone gets stabbed in the stomach or gut, hence the reference to C-Section.
Tom and Brad got in a fight at the bar last night and brad gave tom a hillbilly c section with a nigga knife after smashing his beer bottle against the bar counter

Watch out or else ill give you a hillbilly c section with this bottle nigga
hillbilly c section by shlubster February 22, 2014

Hillbilly brandy

Moonshine distilled with much fruit and aged.
The hillbilly brandy was from the McCrory brothers down the lane by the trace.
Hillbilly brandy by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Hillbilly Highball 

A mix of crack, bath salts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s.
Steve “life’s just so boring last night I watch ballers and did a mix of crack, bathsalts and 13 liquified slim Jim’s”

Sponsor: “ohh you fell of the deep end and did a hillbilly highball”
Hillbilly Highball by Milkycunt69 January 27, 2019

Hillbilly champagne 

White Lightning moonshine made with fruit flavors, popular for celebration.
The McCrory wedding featured all the peach and cherry hillbilly champagne you could drink! YEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAW!!!

Afternoon Hillbilly 

Getting drunk, loud, and obnoxious during the afternoon daylight hours and talking lots of trash with violence usually happening as well, often domestic. Common in urban white environments like east Dayton, Ohio where ethnic Appalachian white trash abound.
Holy fuck Jerry put on an afternoon hillbilly today and beat his bitch right before CSI came on.

Hillbilly Brothers 

Two guys who have had sex with the same cousin.
At the Jackson family reunion, Hank and Jim found out they had both banged cousin Mary Beth, making them Hillbilly Brothers.

At the SEC Championship Football game, cousin Abigail revealed to Cody and Dustin that, after this past weekend, they were now Hillbilly Brothers.
Hillbilly Brothers by Biden2020 December 8, 2016