Definitions by shlubster

Sitting bitch

Sitting in the middle seat in the back of a car. Usually the unpopular persons spot, or the spot of the person who doesn't call shotgun or a window seat

James is the loser so he got stuck sitting bitch
As soon as the car was in sight everyone called shotgun or window seat so i got stuck sitting bitch

Sitting bitch by shlubster March 3, 2014

hillbilly c section 

Another way to say stab or get cut by a knife, broken bottle or a different sharp weapon in a fight. Generally said when someone gets stabbed in the stomach or gut, hence the reference to C-Section.

Tom and Brad got in a fight at the bar last night and brad gave tom a hillbilly c section with a nigga knife after smashing his beer bottle against the bar counter

Watch out or else ill give you a hillbilly c section with this bottle nigga

hillbilly c section by shlubster February 22, 2014

turakhia

Pure sassiness, followed by brutal criticism and quotable phrases. Also a fantastical beard.

After my friend dissed my mother, I Turakhia'd him relentlessly.

turakhia by Shlubster November 28, 2013

Yolo 

Abbreviation for: you only live once
The dumbass's excuse for something stupid that they did
Also one of the most annoying abbreviations ever....

Guy 1: "Hey i heard u got that girl pregnant"

Dumbass 1: " Ya man but hey YOLO"

Guy 1: "Hey i heard that you broke ur leg falling off the balcony at that party"
Dumbass 1: "Ya but hey YOLO"

Yolo by shlubster July 23, 2012

( . )Y( . ) 

An emoticon that you can text or type that stands for breasts usually large ones
it means breasts because it looks like boobs

yo man my gf has big ( . )Y( . )

( . )Y( . ) by shlubster June 4, 2012

BFF 

BFF has two definitions
the most common of which is : Best Friends Forever

the other is the complete opposite and is: Big Fat Fuck

Yo dude, that guy is my BFF, we have been friends our whole lives and we will until we die
Man that girl is such a BFF, she is so fat and annoying

BFF by shlubster February 14, 2012

Sexy Time 

Means to make love, fuck or have sex whatever you prefer to call it
generally said by a male person when referring to a female

was brought about mainly by the Ali G show Borat character

Borat: "I would like to make a sexy time with her"
Guy: "Oh ya man, last night we made a sexy time for a full hour

Sexy Time by shlubster December 30, 2011