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A person who does not answer the phone call when it sees who is the caller. Similar to seener but regarding phone calls not text messages.
*Darko is calling*
Domjan: "Aren't you going to answer the call from Darko?"
Roko: "Nah..."
Domjan: "OMG you're such a hearder Roko.."
hearder by palsman May 8, 2018

headless fart 

Fart without head;

fart escaping from the male love tunnel not fully intact, therefore breaking the bubble that fart was contained in, and releasing excessive amounts of noxious and sometimes even toxic gas.

More often used as a derogatory analogy to describe a person who gives away information, data, codes, secrets or anything else that was not meant to be known between friends and/or acquaintances, creating issues, rumours, innuendo, panic, hysteria and/or inadvertently dobbing said individuals and/or groups into each other or authorities.
"He's a headless fart for letting every one online know about the party tonight!"
headless fart by Porky Pawn August 5, 2020

Heartless Felons 

a groups of young kids in the jail and prison system in ohio. They never fight one on one because they are typically cowards and mob attack people. They have been known to be homosexual as well and often sleep with each other
damn that group of 5 heartless felons attacked a 60 year man in a wheel chair.
Heartless Felons by lopi216 August 9, 2021

heartless 

Somone who has never loved before, and has tryed so many times to do so. They eventually realize love is a wasted emotion.
I am heartless...
heartless by The heartless wonder. February 20, 2010

heartless wench 

name given to Ferris Bueller's sister (Jeannie) in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" when she refuses to give money to the "Save Ferris" fund; girl who cares about nothing and is a dirty whore
Shermerite: Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Excuse me?
Shermerite: Well, a group of us are collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney. Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Go piss up a flagpole.
Shermerite: I'm sorry?
Jeannie: You should be.
{smacks can out of his hand}
Shermerite: What will you do when you need Ferris? You heartless wench!

Man, she is such a heartless wench!
heartless wench by A-Schroed October 3, 2005

heartless girl 

A heartless "girl" will hurt you from time to time she will never say sorry nor give you the respect you need, she will ruin your days in order to make herself happy. no matter the consequences, you will never find true happiness in a "heartless girl" unless if she wants you then good luck!
"go on, like I care"
"you don't deserve to have life"
"that's one heartless girl "
heartless girl by HSKxMajora February 25, 2017
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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