Hearded

Being bent over backwards and having a square whiskey bottle shoved inside you.

As she was being hearded amber screamed harder begging for more pressure on her pelvic bone.

by Diablogrimme May 20, 2022

hearded

You are "hearded" if you purchase a vehicle from a car dealer, then the dealer decides they don't like the deal and steals the car right out of your driveway.

My mom got a great deal on a 2003 Honda Accord, but then the dealer realized that someone else would pay $100 more for the same car, so my mom got hearded.

by Fred Flatston September 8, 2008

hearded

it’s like heard but better

i hearded ur finger

by joanannanan April 11, 2020

hearded

when you or someone else hate deuces in a partner's bed

Did you hear that Johnny Depp was hearded?

by billtonium June 4, 2022

Hearded

Taking inspiration from Amber Heard’s activities against Johnny Depp, if one “hearded” someone, it is To take a dump on their bed sheets.

My ex was constantly nagging me about almost anything, so I hearded her and packed my bags.

by Kryptos4u July 29, 2022

hearded

when you don't know what else to say when someone heard you

bro bro he hearded me

by me + ur mom + ratio = u November 26, 2022

hearded

heard but plural, it basically means heard but extra good

i hearded you!!
you guys hearded him

by sludgepotion December 30, 2022