Healthbars

One of the finest pieces of modern art.

The perfect healthbar is 50 pixels wide and 4 pixels tall.

Advanced healthbars also have a 1 pixel outline.

1: What should I do, horizontal or vertical healthbars?
2: Horizontal of course.
1: Kk

Healthbars by F17-- October 16, 2017

Healthcare.gov

Verb: to fail miserably at the only job you have, to be a complete waste of time and money

In philosophy class this week Netflix healthcare.goved when an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" wouldn't load.

Healthcare.gov by ThatGuyFromPhilosophy November 19, 2013

Canadian Healthcare™ 

Killing yourself or assissted suicide

If you really want to die you should seek Canadian Healthcare™

Canadian Healthcare™ by The_Real_Rusty_Shackleford December 31, 2022

healthcare.gov

A poorly designed website managed by a pack of rural South African Apes on a server running Windows 95 connected to a dial-up.

1: Yo, have you checked out healthcare.gov?
2: What? That piece of monkey-managed bullshit? I'd rather install Windows Vista on my computer...

healthcare.gov by Kronos21 October 26, 2013

Universal Healthcare 

A system for providing medical attention to people, of which Americans have absolutely noe experience, knowledge or understandig of. Yet they have a million strong, gut wrenching opinions about it.

American: "Hey i dont want your "socialiced medicine" system in my country! I am an expert on national healtcare systems. Insurance companies are the Gods of knowledge and all scientists are retards and Universal Healthcare is communism.

European: "Ok.. whatever... I'll go and have my free MRI tomorrow, and take my kids to the doctor for the annual free check."

Universal Healthcare by The Incredible Nerd/Junkie December 18, 2010

Free healthcare card 

Something Bri'ish people use to win any argument with any American

American: Bri'ish people have bad teeth lol

Bri'ish person: Oi bruv 'least I don't 'ave bad 'elfcare loike you stewpid americans. Quite sad innit?

American: Bruh you just used the Free healthcare card

Free healthcare card by I love play with my CoC friend June 27, 2022

Healthcare bill 

A completely unconstitutional bill that gives the government the power to mandate that you must have health insurance or else. Government run healthcare is, in fact, a tenant of socialism, and will help to bankrupt any nation. This bill was passed using backroom deals and bribery. This bill is unconstitutional because nowhere in the Constitution is the government given the power to tell us to purchase something. The Constitution states that all powers not explicitly delegated to the federal government are given to the States and the People. If the government was to get their slimy hands out of healthcare, the prices would go down, as proven time and time again with other commodities.

Man, now I have to spend all this money on health insurance because of the Healthcare bill when I can barely pay my bills in the first place! Is the government trying to ruin me???

Healthcare bill by Mr. Politico January 14, 2011