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Healthcare.gov

Verb: to fail miserably at the only job you have, to be a complete waste of time and money
In philosophy class this week Netflix healthcare.goved when an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" wouldn't load.

Canadian Healthcare™ 

If you really want to die you should seek Canadian Healthcare™

healthcare.gov

A poorly designed website managed by a pack of rural South African Apes on a server running Windows 95 connected to a dial-up.
1: Yo, have you checked out healthcare.gov?
2: What? That piece of monkey-managed bullshit? I'd rather install Windows Vista on my computer...
healthcare.gov by Kronos21 October 26, 2013

Universal Healthcare 

A system for providing medical attention to people, of which Americans have absolutely noe experience, knowledge or understandig of. Yet they have a million strong, gut wrenching opinions about it.
American: "Hey i dont want your "socialiced medicine" system in my country! I am an expert on national healtcare systems. Insurance companies are the Gods of knowledge and all scientists are retards and Universal Healthcare is communism.

European: "Ok.. whatever... I'll go and have my free MRI tomorrow, and take my kids to the doctor for the annual free check."

Free healthcare card 

Something Bri'ish people use to win any argument with any American
American: Bri'ish people have bad teeth lol

Bri'ish person: Oi bruv 'least I don't 'ave bad 'elfcare loike you stewpid americans. Quite sad innit?

American: Bruh you just used the Free healthcare card

Healthcare bill 

A completely unconstitutional bill that gives the government the power to mandate that you must have health insurance or else. Government run healthcare is, in fact, a tenant of socialism, and will help to bankrupt any nation. This bill was passed using backroom deals and bribery. This bill is unconstitutional because nowhere in the Constitution is the government given the power to tell us to purchase something. The Constitution states that all powers not explicitly delegated to the federal government are given to the States and the People. If the government was to get their slimy hands out of healthcare, the prices would go down, as proven time and time again with other commodities.
Man, now I have to spend all this money on health insurance because of the Healthcare bill when I can barely pay my bills in the first place! Is the government trying to ruin me???
Healthcare bill by Mr. Politico January 14, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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