Headlie

Headline with false information

Just read these headlies...Nobody can earn my trust when they talk about politics

by jackieloou February 10, 2025

headie one

A person affiliated with OFB with a Bolo 50p shaped head. You should go to broadwater farm estate he is a very friendly guy.

Shall we go to headie one in broadwater farm estate, Yes, you should. Also make sure you do the gun lean whilst your there.

by Zain22 July 8, 2020

Headlight Wax

Seminal fluid that is ejaculated onto a woman's breasts, or "headlights", and subsequently buffed into her skin with either a random orbital buffer (usually battery powered) or one's own hands.

I came around the corner to see my boy Matt get sprayed with some headlight wax all over his bitch-tits. Man that shit was not what I wanted to see on Cinco-de-Mayo.

by OG-FireDave August 30, 2022

headless fart

Fart without head;

fart escaping from the male love tunnel not fully intact, therefore breaking the bubble that fart was contained in, and releasing excessive amounts of noxious and sometimes even toxic gas.

More often used as a derogatory analogy to describe a person who gives away information, data, codes, secrets or anything else that was not meant to be known between friends and/or acquaintances, creating issues, rumours, innuendo, panic, hysteria and/or inadvertently dobbing said individuals and/or groups into each other or authorities.

"He's a headless fart for letting every one online know about the party tonight!"

by Porky Pawn August 5, 2020

headlights

seeing a womans nipples through a see through shirt

her headlights were shining through her shirt

by handle August 14, 2003

Deer in headlights

A mental state of high arousal caused by anxiety, fear, panic, surprise and/or confusion, or substance abuse. A person experiencing the "deer in headlights" syndrome often shows behavioral signs reminding those of a deer subjected to a car's headlights, such as widely opened eyes and a transcient lack of motor reactions.

Mike doesn't like cars; he's like a deer in headlights when he goes to his driving lessons.

by Erelgey June 28, 2008

headlights on

When a woman's nipples are obviously erect. Usually humorously called to attention.

"Honey, your headlights are on."

by tradesman March 31, 2003