Headist

A person who refuses to agree to having their head cut off.

Terry fought off the maniac with a kitchen knife who was trying to behead him. Terry is a filthy Headist oppresser.

Headist by Scrutiny October 29, 2020

Headstrong 

A person, man or woman, who possesses inherent qualities of an unrelenting or unwaivering ideology, often baseless and of strong conviction.

Person 1: I told Johnny he was wrong about the Earth being flat, but he's too headstrong to listen to reason.
Person 2: Yeah, that guy's a dumbass.

Headstrong by 🐺 August 21, 2017

headstaggers 

Mental overload common in Northern Irish citizens that can result in an outburst of irrational behaviour

I'll deck my wife if she doesn't shut them kids up there givin' me the headstaggers.

headstaggers by Le Chicken September 17, 2007

Headster 

Headster is a term used to describe individuals who are hybrids of hipsters and hippis (they're too young to actually be hippis but more accepting main stream cultures).

Music that has a surreal jazz, blues, reggae, funk, classic rock, folk/blue grass influence (or any combination there of) are considered music genres listened to by headsters.

Headers listen to obscure music of yesterday(such as live jam tracks from The Grateful Dead,Led Zeppelin deep tracks, Jethro Tull, Bob Marley, Frank Zappa, the solo work of John Frusciante, the Allman Brothers, Simon and Garfunkel and various other artists who have influenced the hippi culture but whose deeper tracks remained out of view of today's popular music culture and are still too main stream for hipsters.

(MGMT and Sublime are examples of contemporary bands that are too mainstream for hipsters but suit the needs of a headster). Music groups and solo albums that are offshoots of popular bands are also accepted as well.

The term headster is also derived from the relationship the term "head" has with marijuana. Headsters traditionally smoke weed and consume different types of foods that contain THC. Headsters own some form of paraphernalia and have multiple hook ups. Alcohol is also accepted but there is more focus on mind altering substances.

It isn't rare to see a headster drinking tea but it is to see a headster hanging out in a coffee house.

Examples and further explanation (to better explain the differences between Headsters and Hipsters):

Thrift stores are sought out by headsters, since they live bohemian life styles similar to hipsters but actually have a decent sense of fashion. Thrift stores contain articles of clothing that can seem awesome and hip all while being unique.

The clothing headsters wear can range between band shirts to Baja Hoodies (drug rugs)and sweaters that aren't as loud as the traditional hipster sweater. Hemp necklaces, bracelets and beanies are required accessories for a headster, but are not required to be worn at the same time. Vnecks are optional since it is more of a hipster trait.

A headster is typically between the age of 15 and 25. Headsters seek a better version of themselves as well as inner peace. It is not required but 99.67% of the time headsters play an instrument because of the frequent jam sessions that occur when ever two or more headsters are together for more than 20 minutes.

See examples below

"Dude, those headsters down the hall are so baked."

"Dude, did you hear the jam session those headsters had? It was amazing!"

"Dude, did you see those headsters that just got out of the elevator? They all had giant cups of ice cream. They got the mad munchies."

Headster: "Man those hipsters are so condescending."

Headster by Gin of Gin and Tonic October 25, 2011

headstink 

Slang for when people have vile, stinking ideas that are basically reprehensible.

People with a similar type of headstink tend to cluster together and thereby strengthen one another’s fear and ignorance.

headstink by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019

Headmistress of The Pit 

Someone who convinces others to engage in nefarious, prolonged substance abuse against their will. An enabler or bad influence. A leader of Pit Dwellers. A loud, flamboyant party-goer of questionable sexuality.

Sam: 'I can't do this anymore, stop being a Headmistress of The Pit'
Jamie: 'You will Pit Sam, don't make me drag you into the Pit!'

Headmistress of The Pit by lyricalenthusiast June 12, 2014

Manchurian Headstand 

The act of using a bottle as an anal alcohol injector. An empty glass bottle (usually a beer bottle) is lubricated at the neck (usually with vaseline) and a quantity of hard licor is poured into the bottle. The end of the bottle is then inserted into the anus, and the person does a head-stand, or inclines the body, so that the alcohol flows into the rectum, where it will be absorbed more quickly, and effectively.

Dude. Nikos, Gaurav, Oliv' and Jahawi all did manchurian headstands last night. After two shots of rum, they were all drunk off their asses. Literally.

Manchurian Headstand by Michael L Smith October 3, 2006