A rare-subspecies of the Goblin genus who focus solely on acquiring clout or notoriety, instead of the typical goblin resources like gold or jewels. Unlike standard goblins, Clout Goblins have the ability to seamlessly assimilate into modern society and prey upon those with a surplus of clout. A Clout Goblin will continue to move throughout various scenes and social groups once clout levels have been depleted or once they've have been discovered by the host or the host's microcosm.
Person 1. Heyyy! Let's hang out later! We can take pictures with each other in your new Range Rover and post them on Insta.
Person 2: No. Because you're a Clout Goblin.
Person 1: *Hisses and turns into a pile of potash*
Person 2: No. Because you're a Clout Goblin.
Person 1: *Hisses and turns into a pile of potash*
by 🐺 August 18, 2021
Verb/
Bumpfire, or bump firing*, is a technique used with semi-automatic firearms to replicate full-automatic fire, using the recoil and weight of the firearm to engage the trigger. This technique can be used with any semi-automatic firearm by affixing the trigger with a stationary object and pulling the handguard forward to fire a round.
Bump fire stocks, an aftermarket product which replaces the pistol-grip furniture of a rifle to accommodate bump firing, have recently come under scrutiny with their involvement in the Las Vegas massacre, although previously available for many years in the US.
Bump fire is viewed by many enthusiasts as a novelty, ineffective for combat or self-defense due to the uncertainty of the technique and inaccuracy of sustained rates of fire.
Bumpfire, or bump firing*, is a technique used with semi-automatic firearms to replicate full-automatic fire, using the recoil and weight of the firearm to engage the trigger. This technique can be used with any semi-automatic firearm by affixing the trigger with a stationary object and pulling the handguard forward to fire a round.
Bump fire stocks, an aftermarket product which replaces the pistol-grip furniture of a rifle to accommodate bump firing, have recently come under scrutiny with their involvement in the Las Vegas massacre, although previously available for many years in the US.
Bump fire is viewed by many enthusiasts as a novelty, ineffective for combat or self-defense due to the uncertainty of the technique and inaccuracy of sustained rates of fire.
by 🐺 February 24, 2018
Short for, "tits or get the fuck out", often expressed towards an annoying person who has attempted to garner some form of undeserved attention.
The recipient almost never shows their tits, nor is even expected to. As a result, the recipient almost always retreats without further discussion.
The recipient almost never shows their tits, nor is even expected to. As a result, the recipient almost always retreats without further discussion.
Person 1 - Heyy guysss, I know I'm new here but I thought everyone might like to listen to my life story!!!
Person 2 - Tits or gtfo
Person 3- Tits or gtfo
Person 1- ...
Person 2 - Tits or gtfo
Person 3- Tits or gtfo
Person 1- ...
by 🐺 November 21, 2018
Short for butt-fucked, boofed is usually expressed as a verb in the past-tense participle, related to consuming drugs or alcohol through one's anus.
To "boof" something can also be synonymous with stealing that item (often by putting it down ones pants), depending on the context of the situation.
To "boof" something can also be synonymous with stealing that item (often by putting it down ones pants), depending on the context of the situation.
Bobby: Bro, I totally boofed 3 beers in my asshole last night!
Jim: Dude, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard
Bobby: No man, boofing is rad. My girlfriend boofed an entire gram of MDMA last night and she was lit.
Jim: Dude, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard
Bobby: No man, boofing is rad. My girlfriend boofed an entire gram of MDMA last night and she was lit.
by 🐺 November 22, 2018
Traditionally, a Mud Duck, as colloquially known to the White community, is a white female who dates african american men. In hunting, a mud duck is a species of duck who are known to congregate in ponds and eat bugs from the muck, often grey or black in color; distinct from the grander Mallard or Wood duck species, Mud Ducks are usually easy to find and their meat is of subpar quality.
by 🐺 December 31, 2024
Noun/
1. A shelter of high elevation, although obscured from view, serving as a tactical vantage point over a large area, typically associated with Snipers.
2. Upper mast of a ship, used as a lookout
1. A shelter of high elevation, although obscured from view, serving as a tactical vantage point over a large area, typically associated with Snipers.
2. Upper mast of a ship, used as a lookout
by 🐺 August 26, 2017
Originating from the death sound effect of an online game known as Roblox, "oof" is a common expression or response shared when one is faced with a melodramatic defeat or taken an embarrassing L in any real-world situation.
The sound effect from the game is sampled in many online videos, sounding like a small child who has been kicked in the stomach. Humor can be found in the unwavering consistency of the "oof" sound effect, as well as the obvious trauma endured by the child-- undoubtedly an odd choice for developers to include in a children's game.
The sound effect from the game is sampled in many online videos, sounding like a small child who has been kicked in the stomach. Humor can be found in the unwavering consistency of the "oof" sound effect, as well as the obvious trauma endured by the child-- undoubtedly an odd choice for developers to include in a children's game.
Guy 1: Bro, I called Susan like 50 times last night, and when she finally answered she told me to go kill myself.
Guy 2: Oof
Guy 2: Oof
by 🐺 November 10, 2018