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Originating from the death sound effect of an online game known as Roblox, "oof" is a common expression or response shared when one is faced with a melodramatic defeat or taken an embarrassing L in any real-world situation.

The sound effect from the game is sampled in many online videos, sounding like a small child who has been kicked in the stomach. Humor can be found in the unwavering consistency of the "oof" sound effect, as well as the obvious trauma endured by the child-- undoubtedly an odd choice for developers to include in a children's game.
Guy 1: Bro, I called Susan like 50 times last night, and when she finally answered she told me to go kill myself.

Guy 2: Oof
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by 🐺 November 10, 2018

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A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.

The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.
Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?

Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.
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by 🐺 May 01, 2019

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The slightly edgier way of spelling "nibba", which is a slightly less edgy way of spelling "nigga" or "nigger".

Ni🅱🅱a shares common nomenclature with the slang word "nigga", commonly used amongst African Americans to express comradery and friendship.

The "🅱" is an emoji available on most common cellphone platforms, and is used to emphasize the "b" in "nibba", usually in a funny or ironic manner.
"This ni🅱🅱a tripping if he thinks I'm going to offend an entire race of people by using the word nigga."
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by 🐺 November 05, 2017

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A person, man or woman, who possesses inherent qualities of an unrelenting or unwaivering ideology, often baseless and of strong conviction.
Person 1: I told Johnny he was wrong about the Earth being flat, but he's too headstrong to listen to reason.
Person 2: Yeah, that guy's a dumbass.
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by 🐺 August 21, 2017

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The art of hustling, particularly in a rushed or busy fashion.
Bob was wheeling and dealing around town to make a rent check.
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by 🐺 November 02, 2017

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The noxious fumes let from ones asshole after consuming excessive amounts of processed meat, such as pepperoni or beef jerky. Occasionally paired with meat sweats, meatfarts can peel the paint off a car door and have been known to render small children unconscious.
Johnny released a meatfart that triggering a catastrophic earthquake in Belize, which he blamed on his dog.
Don't be like Johnny
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by 🐺 August 26, 2017

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A slang word for large breasts, tits, jugs, etc.

Also known as a premium American porn website, Brazzers.com.
Look at the brazzers on that chick!
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by 🐺 November 10, 2018

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