haygood

A beast ass baseball/football player

You're playing like a haygood

by Afgty May 8, 2014

Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

Hagood

that horse hung white dude that dicked down your wife and your mom

Hagood just called and told me that he coming over to cum all over my wifes titties

by chubby_chaser May 6, 2019

Haymood

The fat hamood in hamood land. He eats non stop.

Haymood ate everything In my fridge.

by Hamood fan September 16, 2020

Haymood

Someones crotch area, penis or balls.

“Wtf man you just touched my haymood!”

by Haymood June 17, 2018

HAYBOODY

a foul scent that is a mixture of farm and dirty butt

Did you smell that girl? She smelled like hayboody.

by Edizzlewizzle April 23, 2019

haywooding

When you have the urge to kill someone but don't act on it.

Ryan stop haywooding.

by Roosterteeth On The Spot April 3, 2015