Hawser

Hawser is a nautical term for a thick cock.

likewise, a fuckhole is a hawsehole

my hawser passes through her cat hole

by xxxceteraxxx May 13, 2010

hauser jr high school

Hauser Jr High is the area in which the overlord Ken rules destruction down on innocent souls and David Mason partakes in annihilating the youth.

Omg bro, I barely escaped Hauser Jr High School! The janiter Ken was on my ass!

by studentwholovesschool January 30, 2019

Charlotte Hauser

The quirkiest girl you know. Could be gay. A different breed of human.

was she wearing weird shoes? Oh that’s so Charlotte Hauser

by hehehehehheheh July 30, 2019

Coogie Howser

(Noun) A smoking hot older woman that is a board certified doctor.

Friend at Bar to You: How did it go with Coogie Howser over there?

by Robert Labrusca November 14, 2013

doogie howser

Coined from the 80's TV Show of the same name, a "Doogie Howser" is some kid with a genius level IQ. They generally excel in all academics, and are smarter than their peers.

Phil: Hey Steve, it's Friday night! You wanna party?
Steve: No, I need to stay in and peruse my studies. I have that Calculus exam in a week, and I need to prepare myself.
Phil: Okay Doogie Howser...have fun nerding it up!

by ed rogers March 23, 2005

Hooky Hamser

1) When a gentleman loves his partner very much, he demonstrates his affection by warming a bowl of mashed potato to 40 degrees celsius. He then proceeds to feed the pony with a handful of aforementioned warm potato. Should this gesture be rejected, he lovingly smears potato on his fist and hook-punches her in the growler - this is also known as an Angry Hamser.

2) Sheikh Abu Hamsa al Masri (Brap)

Melvin was out in Hemel with this older chick the other night. Upon realising he actually really liked this girl, he decided to take her back to his mum's and perform a hooky hamser on her in the garden after warming the mash.

by Kevmon May 12, 2007

Hawsepiper

A person of high rank who did not go to college.


From sailing days when officers who use to be deck hands were asked how they got there job they replied "I climbed up the hawsepipe" (hawsepipe: the pipe that an anchor rope passes through)

"How'd you get to be captain?"
"I'm a hawsepiper you P.O.S. college boy"

by Joe Smith September 17, 2004