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The newest term for ordinary men who know how to dress, but can "still be men." They're neither beer-guzzling sexists obsessed with football, nor are they excessively moisturized pink-shirted effeminates. Heteropolitans are an in-between mix that enjoy both the bars and the salons, and are committed to their relationships with their wives or girlfriends. They are also commited to their family life. They claim love and laughter as their routes to happiness, and they are not shy when it comes to sex.
Michael Jordan, and George Clooney can be classified as Heteropolitans.
by ed rogers March 14, 2006
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A type of automobile made in the 1980's by the Chrysler Corporation. The K cars have been categorized as compact for their external size and small front-wheel drive layout. They were designed to carry 6 adults on two bench seats. When someone makes reference to a "K car," they are speaking of the first generation models which were 1981-1989 Dodge Aries K and 1981-1989 Plymouth Reliant K.
As used in a quote from the movie "Swingers"
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Sue: "People get carjacked!"
Trent: "Ah man...who would ever carjack your fuckin' K car?"

As used in the lyrics of "If I Had A Million Dollars" by Barenaked Ladies
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"And if I had a million dollars"
"If I had a million dollars"
"Well, I'd buy you a K car"
"A nice Reliant automobile"
by ed rogers December 20, 2006
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Another name for a roll of toilet paper, slang.
Hey Billy, can you grab me some hole roll? I'm all out in here, and I really need to wipe my ass!
by ed rogers February 15, 2006
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a noun meaning disgusting, gross, or repulsive
Bertha: "I'm so beautiful! Everbody my mom knows tells her what an attractive daughter she has."
Floyd: "Don't be delusional Bertha."
Bertha: "Well, my mom told me so Floyd!"
Floyd: "Oh yeah? Your bad breath, and cameltoe prove otherwise. Everybody I know says your rot!"
by ed rogers June 11, 2004
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Coined from the 80's TV Show of the same name, a "Doogie Howser" is some kid with a genius level IQ. They generally excel in all academics, and are smarter than their peers.
Phil: Hey Steve, it's Friday night! You wanna party?
Steve: No, I need to stay in and peruse my studies. I have that Calculus exam in a week, and I need to prepare myself.
Phil: Okay Doogie Howser...have fun nerding it up!
by ed rogers March 23, 2005
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A person who thoroughly enjoys listening to a wide selection of music, and varied musical genres.
Harvey has mp3's of Mozart, Cannibal Corpse, Tim McGraw, Fallout Boy, Frank Sinatra, 2 Live Crew, Beyonce, and Rob Zombie.

Yes, Harvey is a true musicphile.
by ed rogers February 01, 2006
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Any person who uses Oxy brand acne cleansing products. Made popular by a Clearasil commercial in the early 1990's.
Don't be an Oxy MORON...try our new and improved Clearasil pads!
by ed rogers June 17, 2004
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