21 definitions by Joe Smith

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Underwear of the mormon religion. Also known as Garments or simply G's. These Magic underwear give mormons the power of flight, invisibility, x-ray vision and gardening. Don't ask a mormon about his majic underwear or you will be attacked by an army of scary happy plastic robots
Man, good thing I had on my magic underwear, or I would have been killed when that steam-roller rolled over me.
by Joe Smith January 14, 2005
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The girl next door.

The little honey from your hometown who you first made it to 2nd base with.
From Full Metal Jacket
"your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ARE OVER!"
by Joe Smith September 24, 2004
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songs that are made by my african brothers
Songs that encompass the african heritage along with some bass noise. An example would be Milkshake, Jay-Z, Tupac, Nelly, etc. etc. As you can see these "beats" are part of normal society
by Joe Smith February 09, 2004
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A person of high rank who did not go to college.


From sailing days when officers who use to be deck hands were asked how they got there job they replied "I climbed up the hawsepipe" (hawsepipe: the pipe that an anchor rope passes through)
"How'd you get to be captain?"
"I'm a hawsepiper you P.O.S. college boy"
by Joe Smith September 17, 2004
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An Indian (from India).

From the way they bob their heads from side to side when they mean to say yes.

(The Indian head bob is similiar to the american nod, except from side to side instead of up and down)
Why does that "Head Bobber" keep telling me yes, he understands when he has no clue what I am saying?
by Joe Smith September 24, 2004
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The coolest dad on earth that runs shit in the abode amidst the bottles of jack daniels and roller derby friday's.
The frog himself is a real man cause he takes care of his responsibilities even though he wants to run for the hills.
by Joe Smith January 27, 2004
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When a weak little guy with a flaming tattoo gets banged in the ass and gets a scrawny little mustache with his own fecal matter (a variation of the Dirty Sanchez.
After they work out, Justin loves to give his friend a Dirty Joey to celebrate a job well done.
by Joe Smith September 01, 2004
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