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The best teacher you can have... he not only makes the best memes but he's so blind he can't even see what you are doing in class. This man wouldn't let you listen to music except he's as blind as a bat. However he has got one thing going for him... he's the best goddamn meme of a teacher teaching at this school.
Student 1: Sir his computer isn't working
Havedaddy: Ahhhhhh gentlemen, please don't disrupt the class
Student 2: Sir his laptop is literally melting to apart
Havedaddy: Quiet Please
Student 3: OH NO! It got on me... IT BURNS!
Havedaddy: You... detention. I won't have you disrupting the class
Havedaddy by BlazeGames35 July 18, 2017
1. How big is ya hangdaddy?(in inches)

2. Lemme see ya hangdaddy. I'm DTF.
Hangdaddy by DubFresh March 9, 2010

hickdaddy 

A derogatory slang term for white males with shaved heads and arm-band tattoos raised in rural areas such as Salinas, California, usually within trailer parks or hog farms. Hickdaddies sometimes find their way north and can sometimes be seen in the remote parts of Tigard, Oregon.
He is such a hickdaddy. Look at him drive away in his jacked up truck.
hickdaddy by Juice January 26, 2005

haupdaddy 

An old man who has a shoulder fetish
Dang that mr haupdaddy was looking at me again.
haupdaddy by The haupmobile April 21, 2017

hammdaddy 

An obscene state of drunkenness. Typically at the end of the night when all one can do is think about fast food and sloppy hook ups.
Holy fack Jeff we got so hammdaddied last night, crush a 24 of brews and made a 2 am pit stop at McDicks for bigmacs and shakes, don’t remember how I got home.

I get hammdaddy when I drink tequila and or party with my ex.
hammdaddy by Abuds May 10, 2018

hardaddy 

Also known as chip, a hardaddy is someone who you are not sure which gender he is more intrigued upon. A guy who says he likes girls, but attracts guys named Joe and touches other men's penis.
" Bro, I think Geoff is a hardaddy."
" Get off of me you hardaddy."
Chip

Unknown
hardaddy by Dale O July 20, 2014
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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