Juice's definitions

wonkette

The bestest blogger in the whole world!

Wonkette is awesome!

by Juice September 24, 2004

gut scrambler

An extremely large penis. Used to describe the slosh made of a woman's reproductive organs.

I laid her down by the fire and proceeded to use the gut scrambler to rule that twat.

by Juice March 8, 2005

road head

to receive oral sex while driving a motor vehicle, usually on the interstate, but always more interesting while in heavy traffic

she was giving me road head and i almost caused a pile up when i blew my wad

by juice November 3, 2002

The Sexifires

n: A popular techni- rock band formed in Tampa, Florida. Their new album The Sounds of Sexified Eroticness will be released in August of 2005.

Bro did u hear, The Sexifiers are coming to town!

by juice April 3, 2005

andronicus

A man that can't be beaten at anything or a very skilled athletic man who dominates every venture he sets himself to do

A man describe to have the following attributes, the powers of superman the mind of a savant with the social skills of a super spy in any given situation

John; I hate playing with him or against him but more against him
Sam; why

John; he is an Andronicus like the rain man meets superman meets 007

by Juice July 17, 2014

VFS

VFS is an acronym for the action of Violent Fist Shaking. Violent Fist Shaking is also closely related to Violent Dink Shaking, VDS. Violent Fist Shaking is the rapid movement of one's fist in a back-and-forth motion, often accompanied by the shouting of "Yesssss!"

In instant messaging *VFS* can be used to signify the users action. *VFS* can also be accompanied by "Yesssss!"

The action of VDS can also be used in place VFS.

1. Yesssss!

In instant messaging:
2. <Dink> Yesssss! *VFS*

by Juice March 2, 2005

wad

white milky ejaculate fired from the penis, usually down a womans throat

she sucked me until i blew a huge steamy wad in her mouth .... bitch swallowed every drop :)

by juice November 3, 2002