ass hattery

The act of a person being an ass hat.

Stop it with your ass hattery!

by Juice November 09, 2004

fornier

someone that is extremely gay, and is often found dancing gayly and/or tossin a pen, and occasionally suckin' some dick

"Dude, what're you doin' take that dick out of your mouth and stop bein' such a fornier"

by JUice March 20, 2003

wonkette

The bestest blogger in the whole world!

Wonkette is awesome!

by Juice September 24, 2004

field goal

a term describing the action of receiving oral sex or "getting head" followed by the male counterpart inserting his semen "shooting his load" into the female counterpart's mouth, and then take's a step back and KICKS HER IN THE THROAT! before the female counterpart can swallow "the load" making her choke and regurgitate the semen from her mouth

"Yo dawg, last night this trick ass ho was goin down on my shit and i field goaled that bitch" Tyrone

"OH SNAPS DAWG, you's a straight up pimp homie" Jermaine

by JUice March 19, 2003

The Sexifires

n: A popular techni- rock band formed in Tampa, Florida. Their new album The Sounds of Sexified Eroticness will be released in August of 2005.

Bro did u hear, The Sexifiers are coming to town!

by juice April 03, 2005

fuck cousin

noun; a person with whom you share the common connection of having both slept with the same person, creating an awkward, familial-like connection as a result of you having shared the same sexual partner, albeit at different points in time. It is typically more preferable to be "older" of the fuck cousins, as you engaged in the sexual activity with the intermediary partner prior to the "younger" cousin. Moreover, the newly-discovered fuck cousin-connection transcends and supercedes all other connections you may have previously had with the fuck cousin, whether it be family, friend, or complete stranger.

1) Dude, you know how you fucked Jackie a couple of years ago? Well, Andy just told me he fucked her last week! Looks like you've got yourself a fuck cousin!

2) My creepy Uncle Eddie boned the same chick as me?!? I guess he's no longer my uncle, now he's my creepy Fuck Cousin Eddie.

by Juice June 08, 2011

road head

to receive oral sex while driving a motor vehicle, usually on the interstate, but always more interesting while in heavy traffic

she was giving me road head and i almost caused a pile up when i blew my wad

by juice November 03, 2002