Juice's definitions

wonkette

The bestest blogger in the whole world!

Wonkette is awesome!

by Juice September 24, 2004

field goal

a term describing the action of receiving oral sex or "getting head" followed by the male counterpart inserting his semen "shooting his load" into the female counterpart's mouth, and then take's a step back and KICKS HER IN THE THROAT! before the female counterpart can swallow "the load" making her choke and regurgitate the semen from her mouth

"Yo dawg, last night this trick ass ho was goin down on my shit and i field goaled that bitch" Tyrone

"OH SNAPS DAWG, you's a straight up pimp homie" Jermaine

by JUice March 19, 2003

ass hattery

The act of a person being an ass hat.

Stop it with your ass hattery!

by Juice November 9, 2004

fornier

someone that is extremely gay, and is often found dancing gayly and/or tossin a pen, and occasionally suckin' some dick

"Dude, what're you doin' take that dick out of your mouth and stop bein' such a fornier"

by JUice March 20, 2003

gut scrambler

An extremely large penis. Used to describe the slosh made of a woman's reproductive organs.

I laid her down by the fire and proceeded to use the gut scrambler to rule that twat.

by Juice March 8, 2005

The Sexifires

n: A popular techni- rock band formed in Tampa, Florida. Their new album The Sounds of Sexified Eroticness will be released in August of 2005.

Bro did u hear, The Sexifiers are coming to town!

by juice April 3, 2005

road head

to receive oral sex while driving a motor vehicle, usually on the interstate, but always more interesting while in heavy traffic

she was giving me road head and i almost caused a pile up when i blew my wad

by juice November 3, 2002