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fuck cousin

noun; a person with whom you share the common connection of having both slept with the same person, creating an awkward, familial-like connection as a result of you having shared the same sexual partner, albeit at different points in time. It is typically more preferable to be "older" of the fuck cousins, as you engaged in the sexual activity with the intermediary partner prior to the "younger" cousin. Moreover, the newly-discovered fuck cousin-connection transcends and supercedes all other connections you may have previously had with the fuck cousin, whether it be family, friend, or complete stranger.
1) Dude, you know how you fucked Jackie a couple of years ago? Well, Andy just told me he fucked her last week! Looks like you've got yourself a fuck cousin!

2) My creepy Uncle Eddie boned the same chick as me?!? I guess he's no longer my uncle, now he's my creepy Fuck Cousin Eddie.
by Juice June 8, 2011
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Dirty Jew

The same thing as any other racial or anti-semetic insult. Yeah it's demeaning, it's stupid to say it isnt. You can't call someone a nigger baby or any other type of racial insult without insulting the person whom the word is associated with.
Every person who sends a definition to this site should have an IQ test first...
by Juice April 11, 2005
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gettin it

Someone who is on a roll not giving one f*** about life.
He was in Vegas for 3 nights gettin it!
by juice May 30, 2014
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andronicus

A man that can't be beaten at anything or a very skilled athletic man who dominates every venture he sets himself to do

A man describe to have the following attributes, the powers of superman the mind of a savant with the social skills of a super spy in any given situation
John; I hate playing with him or against him but more against him
Sam; why

John; he is an Andronicus like the rain man meets superman meets 007
by Juice July 17, 2014
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wonkette

The bestest blogger in the whole world!
Wonkette is awesome!
by Juice September 24, 2004
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box of hair

A derogatory metaphor used to insult someone's intelligence level and comprehension of common sense, comparing their IQ to that of a box of hair, which--all things equal--should have an IQ of zero.
That nuthugger would probably be smarter if her brain was replaced with a box of hair. Wait, probably not.
by Juice March 8, 2005
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gut scrambler

An extremely large penis. Used to describe the slosh made of a woman's reproductive organs.
I laid her down by the fire and proceeded to use the gut scrambler to rule that twat.
by Juice March 8, 2005
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