Hangdaddy

- quite simply, the penis.

1. How big is ya hangdaddy?(in inches)

2. Lemme see ya hangdaddy. I'm DTF.

by DubFresh March 9, 2010

Havedaddy

The best teacher you can have... he not only makes the best memes but he's so blind he can't even see what you are doing in class. This man wouldn't let you listen to music except he's as blind as a bat. However he has got one thing going for him... he's the best goddamn meme of a teacher teaching at this school.

Student 1: Sir his computer isn't working
Havedaddy: Ahhhhhh gentlemen, please don't disrupt the class
Student 2: Sir his laptop is literally melting to apart
Havedaddy: Quiet Please
Student 3: OH NO! It got on me... IT BURNS!
Havedaddy: You... detention. I won't have you disrupting the class

by BlazeGames35 July 18, 2017

Hawkdaddy

Hawkdaddy is Hawkmoth. he’s called Hawkdaddy because he’s hot and you want him as your daddy.

Hawkdaddy

by Rock_Salt_12 January 24, 2022

Handaddict

Someone who jacks it (Masturbates) at least Three times a day, everyday.

Friend: "Damn man, I been whackin it way too much lately..."

You: "Dude you should get some help, you might be a handaddict."

by qazqazqaz December 9, 2008

hang daddy

A penis

" I started unzipping then she started pulling my hang daddy"

by mr_clavicles March 31, 2018

haupdaddy

An old man who has a shoulder fetish

Dang that mr haupdaddy was looking at me again.

by The haupmobile April 21, 2017

hammdaddy

An obscene state of drunkenness. Typically at the end of the night when all one can do is think about fast food and sloppy hook ups.

Holy fack Jeff we got so hammdaddied last night, crush a 24 of brews and made a 2 am pit stop at McDicks for bigmacs and shakes, don’t remember how I got home.

I get hammdaddy when I drink tequila and or party with my ex.

by Abuds May 10, 2018