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The best teacher you can have... he not only makes the best memes but he's so blind he can't even see what you are doing in class. This man wouldn't let you listen to music except he's as blind as a bat. However he has got one thing going for him... he's the best goddamn meme of a teacher teaching at this school.
Student 1: Sir his computer isn't working
Havedaddy: Ahhhhhh gentlemen, please don't disrupt the class
Student 2: Sir his laptop is literally melting to apart
Havedaddy: Quiet Please
Student 3: OH NO! It got on me... IT BURNS!
Havedaddy: You... detention. I won't have you disrupting the class
Havedaddy by BlazeGames35 July 18, 2017
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1. How big is ya hangdaddy?(in inches)

2. Lemme see ya hangdaddy. I'm DTF.
Hangdaddy by DubFresh March 9, 2010
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Hawkdaddy is Hawkmoth. he’s called Hawkdaddy because he’s hot and you want him as your daddy.
Hawkdaddy
Hawkdaddy by Rock_Salt_12 January 24, 2022

Hoedaddy 

-The man in charge of a group(s) of hoes.

See Pimp
"what up Hoedaddy"
"Hodaddy, that shit is hott"
"damn, I cant get is Hoedaddy open"
Hoedaddy by Drummerboy6484 July 16, 2008

Homedaddy 

It’s similar to a homeboy but with a person you consider like a father*

*not to be confused with daddy’s home or a Daddy
Quinn: what do you think about Kenneth?
Luke: Yo! Kennth is my Homedaddy!
Homedaddy by FawnWinter October 30, 2017

Hoedaddy 

-The man in charge of a group(s) of hoes.

See Pimp
"what up Hoedaddy"
"Hodaddy, that shit is hott"
Hoedaddy by Drummerboy6484 April 14, 2006

haupdaddy 

An old man who has a shoulder fetish
Dang that mr haupdaddy was looking at me again.
haupdaddy by The haupmobile April 21, 2017
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