haupdaddy
An old man who has a shoulder fetish
haupdaddy by The haupmobile April 21, 2017
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Hoopdaddy
"He sure got to my pants fast, I should of guessed he was a hoopdaddy."
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"I've slept with so many woman, I'm such a hoopdaddy!"
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"I've slept with so many woman, I'm such a hoopdaddy!"
Hoopdaddy by Thereyougo. April 3, 2010
Havedaddy
The best teacher you can have... he not only makes the best memes but he's so blind he can't even see what you are doing in class. This man wouldn't let you listen to music except he's as blind as a bat. However he has got one thing going for him... he's the best goddamn meme of a teacher teaching at this school.
Student 1: Sir his computer isn't working
Havedaddy: Ahhhhhh gentlemen, please don't disrupt the class
Student 2: Sir his laptop is literally melting to apart
Havedaddy: Quiet Please
Student 3: OH NO! It got on me... IT BURNS!
Havedaddy: You... detention. I won't have you disrupting the class
Havedaddy: Ahhhhhh gentlemen, please don't disrupt the class
Student 2: Sir his laptop is literally melting to apart
Havedaddy: Quiet Please
Student 3: OH NO! It got on me... IT BURNS!
Havedaddy: You... detention. I won't have you disrupting the class
Havedaddy by BlazeGames35 July 18, 2017
hammdaddy
An obscene state of drunkenness. Typically at the end of the night when all one can do is think about fast food and sloppy hook ups.
Holy fack Jeff we got so hammdaddied last night, crush a 24 of brews and made a 2 am pit stop at McDicks for bigmacs and shakes, don’t remember how I got home.
I get hammdaddy when I drink tequila and or party with my ex.
I get hammdaddy when I drink tequila and or party with my ex.
hardaddy
Also known as chip, a hardaddy is someone who you are not sure which gender he is more intrigued upon. A guy who says he likes girls, but attracts guys named Joe and touches other men's penis.