haupdaddy

An old man who has a shoulder fetish

Dang that mr haupdaddy was looking at me again.

by The haupmobile April 21, 2017

Hoopdaddy

A man who is excessively talented at seducing woman for their crouch areas. The king of vagina

"He sure got to my pants fast, I should of guessed he was a hoopdaddy."

or

"I've slept with so many woman, I'm such a hoopdaddy!"

by Thereyougo. April 3, 2010

Havedaddy

The best teacher you can have... he not only makes the best memes but he's so blind he can't even see what you are doing in class. This man wouldn't let you listen to music except he's as blind as a bat. However he has got one thing going for him... he's the best goddamn meme of a teacher teaching at this school.

Student 1: Sir his computer isn't working
Havedaddy: Ahhhhhh gentlemen, please don't disrupt the class
Student 2: Sir his laptop is literally melting to apart
Havedaddy: Quiet Please
Student 3: OH NO! It got on me... IT BURNS!
Havedaddy: You... detention. I won't have you disrupting the class

by BlazeGames35 July 18, 2017

Hangdaddy

- quite simply, the penis.

1. How big is ya hangdaddy?(in inches)

2. Lemme see ya hangdaddy. I'm DTF.

by DubFresh March 9, 2010

Hawkdaddy

Hawkdaddy is Hawkmoth. he’s called Hawkdaddy because he’s hot and you want him as your daddy.

Hawkdaddy

by Rock_Salt_12 January 24, 2022

hammdaddy

An obscene state of drunkenness. Typically at the end of the night when all one can do is think about fast food and sloppy hook ups.

Holy fack Jeff we got so hammdaddied last night, crush a 24 of brews and made a 2 am pit stop at McDicks for bigmacs and shakes, don’t remember how I got home.

I get hammdaddy when I drink tequila and or party with my ex.

by Abuds May 10, 2018

hardaddy

Also known as chip, a hardaddy is someone who you are not sure which gender he is more intrigued upon. A guy who says he likes girls, but attracts guys named Joe and touches other men's penis.

" Bro, I think Geoff is a hardaddy."
" Get off of me you hardaddy."
Chip

Unknown

by Dale O July 20, 2014