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hammdaddy 

An obscene state of drunkenness. Typically at the end of the night when all one can do is think about fast food and sloppy hook ups.
Holy fack Jeff we got so hammdaddied last night, crush a 24 of brews and made a 2 am pit stop at McDicks for bigmacs and shakes, don’t remember how I got home.

I get hammdaddy when I drink tequila and or party with my ex.
hammdaddy by Abuds May 10, 2018
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The best teacher you can have... he not only makes the best memes but he's so blind he can't even see what you are doing in class. This man wouldn't let you listen to music except he's as blind as a bat. However he has got one thing going for him... he's the best goddamn meme of a teacher teaching at this school.
Student 1: Sir his computer isn't working
Havedaddy: Ahhhhhh gentlemen, please don't disrupt the class
Student 2: Sir his laptop is literally melting to apart
Havedaddy: Quiet Please
Student 3: OH NO! It got on me... IT BURNS!
Havedaddy: You... detention. I won't have you disrupting the class
Havedaddy by BlazeGames35 July 18, 2017
1. How big is ya hangdaddy?(in inches)

2. Lemme see ya hangdaddy. I'm DTF.
Hangdaddy by DubFresh March 9, 2010
Hawkdaddy is Hawkmoth. he’s called Hawkdaddy because he’s hot and you want him as your daddy.
Hawkdaddy
Hawkdaddy by Rock_Salt_12 January 24, 2022

hamdaddied

a term to describe one who is extremely intoxicated after drinking large amounts of alcohol.
friend 1: "O man what happened last night and what is that smell?"
friend 2: "You were so hamdaddied you shit your pants broski hahaha"
hamdaddied by pussyfiend420 January 12, 2010

Homedaddy 

It’s similar to a homeboy but with a person you consider like a father*

*not to be confused with daddy’s home or a Daddy
Quinn: what do you think about Kenneth?
Luke: Yo! Kennth is my Homedaddy!
Homedaddy by FawnWinter October 30, 2017

haupdaddy 

An old man who has a shoulder fetish
Dang that mr haupdaddy was looking at me again.
haupdaddy by The haupmobile April 21, 2017
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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