hammdaddy

An obscene state of drunkenness. Typically at the end of the night when all one can do is think about fast food and sloppy hook ups.

Holy fack Jeff we got so hammdaddied last night, crush a 24 of brews and made a 2 am pit stop at McDicks for bigmacs and shakes, don’t remember how I got home.

I get hammdaddy when I drink tequila and or party with my ex.

by Abuds May 10, 2018

Havedaddy

The best teacher you can have... he not only makes the best memes but he's so blind he can't even see what you are doing in class. This man wouldn't let you listen to music except he's as blind as a bat. However he has got one thing going for him... he's the best goddamn meme of a teacher teaching at this school.

Student 1: Sir his computer isn't working
Havedaddy: Ahhhhhh gentlemen, please don't disrupt the class
Student 2: Sir his laptop is literally melting to apart
Havedaddy: Quiet Please
Student 3: OH NO! It got on me... IT BURNS!
Havedaddy: You... detention. I won't have you disrupting the class

by BlazeGames35 July 18, 2017

Hangdaddy

- quite simply, the penis.

1. How big is ya hangdaddy?(in inches)

2. Lemme see ya hangdaddy. I'm DTF.

by DubFresh March 9, 2010

Hawkdaddy

Hawkdaddy is Hawkmoth. he’s called Hawkdaddy because he’s hot and you want him as your daddy.

Hawkdaddy

by Rock_Salt_12 January 24, 2022

hamdaddied

a term to describe one who is extremely intoxicated after drinking large amounts of alcohol.

friend 1: "O man what happened last night and what is that smell?"
friend 2: "You were so hamdaddied you shit your pants broski hahaha"

by pussyfiend420 January 12, 2010

Homedaddy

It’s similar to a homeboy but with a person you consider like a father*

*not to be confused with daddy’s home or a Daddy

Quinn: what do you think about Kenneth?
Luke: Yo! Kennth is my Homedaddy!

by FawnWinter October 30, 2017

haupdaddy

An old man who has a shoulder fetish

Dang that mr haupdaddy was looking at me again.

by The haupmobile April 21, 2017