housered
being incredibly blacked out drunk until you stumble around until you pass out, in the mean time of consciousness completely embarrassing yourself
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Housered
When you’re just having fun in high school and your mom goes batshit crazy and pulls you out of school.
Friend “damn so many people got Housered after that party on Saturday “
Me “this world needs less Janet’s “
Me “this world needs less Janet’s “
Housered by BIGBLACKCLOCK69 December 3, 2017
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Housered by The poo woman April 19, 2024
Hausered
1.To make a fool of oneself. 2.To say one thing and do another. 3. To scream meltdown when cornered 4. To make air claims 5. To contradict oneself 6. Definitions 1-5 performed simultaneously.
Kaspar hausered himself but was too pig ignorant to notice everyone was laughing at him, instead of with him.
Hausered by Modern Words December 28, 2009
van hausered
when you see pictures of a chick on facebook and she looks smokin' hot, and then eventually you meet her in person and she is significantly less attractive than you expected, and has a kind of weird personality, and you are disappointed.
"hey man good luck tonight with that hot facebook chick"
- 5 hours later -
"dude I met up with the chick at this local sports bar and she was like 4 feet tall and not nearly as attractive as i thought, and she was kinda weird to boot.. i knew within like 10 minutes I didn't like her"
"man that sucks you totally got van hausered, oh well live and learn eh"
- 5 hours later -
"dude I met up with the chick at this local sports bar and she was like 4 feet tall and not nearly as attractive as i thought, and she was kinda weird to boot.. i knew within like 10 minutes I didn't like her"
"man that sucks you totally got van hausered, oh well live and learn eh"
van hausered by CVdizzle January 22, 2010
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