haugered

The act of screwing up an otherwise simple joke or prank, leaving said joke or prank unfunny and unsalvageable.

My momma may like the cock! But yo momma....
Stop!
Man! You haugered that shit up!

by i.r. comeupans December 28, 2014

Coat-hangered

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019

haggered

another word for hungover, fucked up, drunk, etc. usually pertains to one's mood and face.

fuck...i'm so haggered right now

by Gabrious Maximus February 26, 2009

Hausered

1.To make a fool of oneself. 2.To say one thing and do another. 3. To scream meltdown when cornered 4. To make air claims 5. To contradict oneself 6. Definitions 1-5 performed simultaneously.

Kaspar hausered himself but was too pig ignorant to notice everyone was laughing at him, instead of with him.

by Modern Words December 28, 2009

Haggered

What people say when they don't know how to spell "haggard"

He was so haggard that he spelt it as haggered!

by another pedant April 15, 2014

van hausered

when you see pictures of a chick on facebook and she looks smokin' hot, and then eventually you meet her in person and she is significantly less attractive than you expected, and has a kind of weird personality, and you are disappointed.

"hey man good luck tonight with that hot facebook chick"

- 5 hours later -

"dude I met up with the chick at this local sports bar and she was like 4 feet tall and not nearly as attractive as i thought, and she was kinda weird to boot.. i knew within like 10 minutes I didn't like her"

"man that sucks you totally got van hausered, oh well live and learn eh"

by CVdizzle January 22, 2010

haggered

a chick who is beat and looks like wt

dude that chick is so haggered..she belongs in a trailer park in oklahoma

by big boiiii May 8, 2006