Hauppougie

A Hauppauge resident who thinks their ZIP code makes them better than everyone else. Basically, someone who treats Hauppauge like it’s the Beverly Hills of Suffolk County.
Not everyone from Hauppauge is a Hauppougie. It’s a state of mind, not a mailing address.

“Dude, you live in Hauppauge, not Manhattan. Quit being so Hauppougie.”

Hauppougie by PJ7528 September 27, 2026

Hauppauge 

A town off the expressway with no way to get around unless you drive. Literally the middle of nowhere

Person 1: I can't seem to get around efficiently where I live

Person 2. I feel you man you must be in hauppauge

Hauppauge by Conker1 November 28, 2016

Hauppauge District 

A school that is nice on the outside, but pretty messed up within. There are either the popular (that all suck it’s like a movie lol not kidding), the whores, the druggies, the really nice and smart kids,
Mutual , skaters, and emos. Nobody in the middle school wants to be there. There is enough drama and bullshit in that school the recreate all the reality tv shows in America. We haven’t won homecoming in 9 years yet we still set off fireworks to celebrate another disappointment of a Hauppauge sports team. Pretty much the only team that does well is wrestling and or volleyball. There music program is great yet not much appreciated by the students that don’t participate and everyday is either a scene from mean girls and or real housewives or who the hell cares. 7th and 8th graders are the worst;They think they own the town even though they’re all bitches who run home to there mom and dads when they don’t get they’re way. Almost everyone there is self centered uncaring pieces of shit who think they’re bad ass cause they smoke weed and drink alcoho

“Hauppauge is up by 28 points”
“Oh well guess they’re not going to win again”
“Hauppauge District sucks they will never win”

Hauppauge District by Sharks.r.fun May 31, 2018

Hauppauge 

A fairly large town in Suffolk County, New York, where about 98% of the kids smoke weed or get trashed every weekend and most school days (including 7th and 8th graders). The school itself basically sucks and is too strict, and the athletics are either extraordinary or completely suck, there is also a friendly rivalry between the Smithtowns but hated rivalries with boh Commack and Dix Hills... most of the kids are in mixed groups but there is a high percentage of kids who think they are either black, skater or emo.. most of these groups of people hangout with each other regardless of what they think they are. drugs dogs are also frequently roaming the hallways every other week.

Hauppauge kid #1: "yo, u wanna go to a party tonight?"
Hauppauge kid #2: " yea, i heard that some kid is having a few people over but we all know its gunna turn into an open house"

Hauppauge by shazzzzzzam January 3, 2008

Hauppauge 

A Upper-Middle Class White Town In The Middle Of Long Island, New York. The Percent Breakdown Would Be 90% White, 4% Asian,3% Spanish And 2% Black. 1% Hindu And Other Minorites. Known As The Pharmacey In The Late Ninties For It's Abundance Of Drugs. Weed Is the Number One Pushed Drug And The Pills And Cocaine Are A Close Second And Third. But For All It's Bad It's Got Some Pretty Decent People. The Parties Are Fun, There Are Assholes But Where Aren't There Assholes. The Only Three Teams With Regualar Good Seasons Would Be Soccer, Wrestling And Lacrosse. The Other Sports Are Very Polar And Have Hot And Cold Years. You Know Your From Hauppauge When Half you Graduating Class Goes To Suffolk CC. You Know Your From Hauppauge When You Get All Your Party Needs On Jericho. You Know your From Hauppauge When You Hate Smithtown Unless They Are Hot Chicks.

Hauppauge Is Pretty Normal

Hauppauge by Jonathan R Potts December 9, 2008

Hauppauge 

Middle class white kids that try to act black, also mixed with skaters, and too many emo's. Black kids aren't really "gangsta" but act like they are anyways. The wiggers try to sell pills and weed and the girls are stuck up and whore themselves to the pill dealers.

The Hauppauge football team and the cheerleaders are pefect examples of this.

Hauppauge by Gillete December 12, 2006

Hauppauge Middle School 

A middle classed school witch is pretty much made up of preps, whores, and skaters there r groups that everrone is in most of the kids drink beer and smoke weed trust me its not uncommon the skaters are just there own group and everyone else just weres abercrombie and that gay shit

Hauppauge Middle School is pretty sweet and is ussally missed judged correctly.

Hauppauge Middle School by Paternoster January 14, 2008