Person 1:I was soo tired this morning
Person 2: yea man I see you still have your morning crust on your eyes!
Person 2: yea man I see you still have your morning crust on your eyes!
by Conker1 October 05, 2016
Person 1.I must have had a really awsomr dream last night my bed was soaked when I woke up.
Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!
Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!
by Conker1 October 05, 2016
A town off the expressway with no way to get around unless you drive. Literally the middle of nowhere
Person 1: I can't seem to get around efficiently where I live
Person 2. I feel you man you must be in hauppauge
Person 2. I feel you man you must be in hauppauge
by Conker1 November 28, 2016
A dumb company no one has ever heard of who bought devonshire for some unknown reason probably to throw people out while they make the place "nice" with the idea of eventually overcharging everyone who lives there.
Person 1. It is soo expensive where I live
Person 2. Yea I hear you, bainbridge bought the place home properties used to own it.
Person 1.home properties or bainbridge they both suck!
Person 2. Yea I hear you, bainbridge bought the place home properties used to own it.
Person 1.home properties or bainbridge they both suck!
by Conker1 December 02, 2016
Person 1:I had the best sex last night
Person 2: yea I bet you did I see your coitus cream on ur shirt
Person 2: yea I bet you did I see your coitus cream on ur shirt
by Conker1 October 05, 2018
Person 1. I hear thunder in the distance
Person 2. Ha ha you were always afraid of thunderstorms even growing up!
Person 1. I know but you were always a thunder dick even back then to!
Person 2. Ha ha you were always afraid of thunderstorms even growing up!
Person 1. I know but you were always a thunder dick even back then to!
by Conker1 October 06, 2016
by Conker1 May 28, 2019