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Thunder dick

To be a total prick to someon who is terrified of thunderstorms
Person 1. I hear thunder in the distance

Person 2. Ha ha you were always afraid of thunderstorms even growing up!

Person 1. I know but you were always a thunder dick even back then to!
by Conker1 October 6, 2016
mugGet the Thunder dickmug.

Coitus cream

A mixture of both you and your significant others love juice
Person 1:I had the best sex last night

Person 2: yea I bet you did I see your coitus cream on ur shirt
by Conker1 October 4, 2018
mugGet the Coitus creammug.

Bumblefuck

Person 1:I live in Hauppauge

Person 2:oh yea you mean bumblefuck
by Conker1 May 28, 2019
mugGet the Bumblefuckmug.

Morning crust

The stuff on your eyelid when you wake up
Person 1:I was soo tired this morning

Person 2: yea man I see you still have your morning crust on your eyes!
by Conker1 October 5, 2016
mugGet the Morning crustmug.

Morning water

Whatever bodily liquid you wake up in from the night before.
Person 1.I must have had a really awsomr dream last night my bed was soaked when I woke up.

Person 2.Dude! Tmi I don't need to know how your morning water came about!
by Conker1 October 5, 2016
mugGet the Morning watermug.

Hauppauge

A town off the expressway with no way to get around unless you drive. Literally the middle of nowhere
Person 1: I can't seem to get around efficiently where I live

Person 2. I feel you man you must be in hauppauge
by Conker1 November 28, 2016
mugGet the Hauppaugemug.

morning breast

When your girlfriends breasts are warm from the night before
My girlfriend was soo warm this morning

She probably had morning breast enjoy it buddy!
by Conker1 October 4, 2016
mugGet the morning breastmug.

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